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Lance was weirded out, he couldn't open his eyes and he kept hearing voices, he is sure he died as it was very painful to keep living through all that cancer and low immunity sh*t.

Is he really not going to die?
What about hell and heaven?
Did lance's sins outweigh his goods?
Lance was very sad, so he started crying, and the weird thing is he heard a baby's sound, so he stopped to try and see where it was, but the sound stopped when he stopped.

Lance kept trying to open his eyes to see and he had a clearer voice of what was happening around him, there was some sound of adults and some other machines.
He opens his eyes after a lot of effort and sees a robot.

"OwO" quite the shock that he almost cried again, and why is he so heavy...
He couldn't move his body at all, and he heard a beeping sound almost like this movie where the patient almost died and it goes beeps.
Anyhow he tries to avert his sight from that weird robot and realizes that he isn't actually in a bed in the hospital, he is in an incubator for children in the hospital.

Another shock and this time he couldn't keep his calm so he cries.
He is the child.
And out of nowhere, a human comes and hugs him.
Lance was so emotional for no reason, he doesn't know where he is or why he is here, did he die? Yes, for sure. But why is he a baby now?
Reincarnation?
Maybe, but isn't he supposed to forget his past? Where is that Meng Pao soup or something.
He would rather forget, than keep remembering.

Anyhow he can't fix it now.
Keep living.
But he can't stop crying, how embarrassing it is for dear lance.
Until he got tired and slept.
In a dream, he sees some weird things happening, humans that turn into animals, and there is even a story in his dream.

An empire called Quan, a story takes place in it, revolving around a shou in his harem, his name is Su Yan and he has a relationship with 2 men. ( "Aren't they jealous of each other??? I would personally not share my spouse with anyone" says lance).  

A prince, a minister and a general. This prince is very delicate and grew up with his friends the minister and the general, he was raised a male even though he was a female, so he was pampered and was the crown prince as he was the eldest, males only take the throne, while females marry.

The emperor was not harsh and he abided by having multiple spouses due to the need for stability by alliance.
He had 3 wives, didn't favor one over the other but took care of them equally and when there was unrest between them he would come out and make peace, his first wife who gave him the eldest prince was the daughter of the late emperor's nephew( "oh my god that's so confusing" commented lance again). His second wife was later married due to a peace treaty with the federation that was weaker than the empire and wanted to prosper with no war, and she gave him 2 kids namely a male and then a female. As for his third wife she was a female that asked for marriage personally due to her love and her power, she was and stayed a mecha genius, she only gave him one child and it was a female.
("Waw so that's 4 children??
Why not one wife then daym" exclaimed lance )

Lance was about to get more details but he woke up from hunger, unfortunately he couldn't say please give me food so his only resort was to cry, again!.
"QAQ why abuse me like this, people transmigrate as adults or teenagers, why abuse me!!"
Cried lance more heartbreakingly.
He then gets hugged and smells something nice and from hunger he starts eating it, but realization hits and he finds out he's breastfeeding.

(⁠o⁠_⁠O⁠) "someone help me!"
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Author: well you see I love making you blush hehehehe
Lance: child abuse!
Author: objection! Ur an adult heheh
Lance: help! Child abuse
Hidden ml: don't worry I will save you
Author: go ahead and try
Lance: ayo?? I have a ml?
Author: some benifits
Forgotten ml: am I loved??
Author: no
Lance: yes!
Author: sigh.. anyways take my cabbage and u can fk off Mr piggy
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After getting full lance dozes off and sleeps again.
The story continues.

Being raised a male he was under a lot of pressure and was always going to act cute in front of the minister named Qing Xiao and the general called Wu Chuan, so they always doted on him and they grew up together and when they all got to their positions it was pure smut and that was very pornographic. ("... I am not trying to say anything but, is this intersex?? How did he get two dic*s in?? Ur ass won't rip?" Lance was baffled)

Lance then woke up and found himself in a normal baby bed, and on a bed beside him 2 humans.
After reading that porn novel he started doubting if it's a sign like those novels he read, whether he's in this porn and as a side character he got no name. Maybe he has two men as father and mother, if so how did they get out of the hospital this fast.

That's for later as lance went to sleep once again.
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The male and female are all men in essence and as for the mc, u guessed it! he's a female.
Now both male and female can transform into orcs, as for ur dear lance!
HES A KITTEN!
MWAHAHAHAH
He won't be growing that much bigger UwU
His breed is mini cat and his color is white with different eye color being honey yellow and sapphire blue.
Enjoy this read as it would be short and not that full of drama.

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