operator : 911, what's your emergency?
Roxie : I lost the kid I'm babysitting
operator : it's alright, we're gonna send someone over. what happened?
Roxie : we were playing hide and seek and I've been seeking for like three hours
Roxie : I CAN'T KEEP SEEKING
operator : you're sure you check the whole house?
Roxie : yes, but she's not normal, Robbie went to magic camp
operator : what does that mean?
Roxie : it's an illusionist camp. they, like, escape stuff and eat...coins
operator : have you checked outside?
Roxie : you don't understand. last week, she told me to pick a card and a bird flew out of my mouth
Roxie : SHE. DOESN'T. OWN. A. BIRD.
Roxie : where did that bird come from?!
operator : okay-
Roxie : oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, her mom is pulling in!
operator : maybe they know where he's hiding
Roxie : I'm not keeping this job
Roxie : oh my god
Roxie : am I gonna go to jail?
*loud banging noise*
*Roxie screams bloody murder*
Roxie : WHAT THE FUCK ROBBIE
operator : ma'am-
Roxie : YOU WERE IN THE FUCKING FREEZER HOW DO YOU BREATH IN THERE
Robbie : illusion! (:
