status : available
ship/boy : louis
description :
I love women.
All types of them too, the small ones, the tall ones, the skinny ones, the fat ones, the dumb ones, the smart ones, the blonde ones, the brunette ones, the ginger ones, every race, ever nation, every language.
You give them to me, and you can bet your arse I will love them. Most see it as a disgusting lifestyle, I, however, see it as charity - helping out - or good will.
This however, is not unpaid, if I am within a 10 metre radius of even a half dressed girl, i will slip them some peppermint gum and proceed.
In which Louis is obsessed with women but must supply them with peppermint mints before sex. That is, until, he meets his favourite woman, who with with much irony, is allergic to peppermints.
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