I bet you're wondering what the heck that means.
It all started one normal day FULL OF UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS.
I walked out of the woods with rainbows exploding behind me, illuminating my presence with all of their sunshine and rainbows glory. I strut into the Hermes' cabin with my hips swingin cuz dey don lie.
Travis ran up with his mouth foaming," ALOBE EVAH I!!!"
"Moron to English dictionary please."I called.
Conner walked up behind him,"He says, 'I have Ebola.' Can you fix it?"
"YES WE CAN!!"I yelled. I stuck my hand in Travis' belly button and felt around. Once I felt a jiggly substance, I withdrew my hand from his stomach. When I pulled it out, there was a lump of half digested pudding resting in the palm of my hand.
"here's this should help"
"Gniddup ekil I."
"....."
"Translation :'I like pudding.'"
And with that, we shoved the pudding down Travis's throat.
Then he died.
