not small at all C H A T F I C pt. 2

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banana boi: shu you're driving and valt and lui walk into the road. quick, who do you hit?

valt's bf: lui obviously i could never hurt valt

blue (da ba dee da ba di): awww ily shu

valt's bf: ily 😀

purple barbie: ehem

              'purple barbie' changed their name to 'get a room'

valt's bf: you and rantaro get a room

get a room: fuck. you. kurenai

resident lollipop guy: what he said

nimbus 2000: jingle balls jingle balls

achilles: jingle all the gayy

girlboss: oh what fun

banana boi: is it to ride

newly single lady: fubuki 🙂.

resident lollipop guy: hold up did he actually

achilles: GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD

nimbus 2000: WHY IS IT IN YOUR HEAD

achilles: HELP KIYAMA

~~kiyamas 1 -is online~~

kiyama 120820: Which one, Akabane?

blue (da ba dee da ba di): HONCHO HOW MANY RELATIVES DO YOU HAVE

nimbus 2000: oh shit

nimbus 2000: aiger why did you call them

achilles: cap'n wdym

nimbus 2000: bye bestie

~~nimbus 2000 is offline~~

achilles: coward

achilles: um guys i think one of them is outside my window

achilles: YOU GUYS

kiyama 689: Goodbye Aiger Akabane.

achilles: how do you know my naaaa

~~achilles is offline~~

resident lollipop guy: there is nothing we could do 🙁

blue (da ba dee da ba di): why didn't you tell us

resident lollipop guy: tell u what

elf on the shelf: the fact that you have an infinite number of murder-y relatives?

resident lollipop guy: oh yeah, guess it never came up

banana boi: how does that never come up

resident lollipop guy: whatever

resident lollipop guy: we don't have much time 

resident lollipop guy: so let me tell you the tale of the psycho kiyamas


I haven't decided the tale of the psycho kiyamas so suffer.

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