Wing & Drackus Show

Episode 1

Jessie: Welcome to the Wing and Drackus Show. Marcus, what are we talking about today?

Marcus: Today's subject, slavery.

Jessie: That is incorrect. That is very edgy and that’s somebody else's joke. We don't steal jokes here, Marcus. What the hell is wrong with you?

Marcus: Well I'm gonna be completely honest with you, mate. I thought it was gonna be funny.

Jessie: That is another stolen joke, but I’ll let it pass because it was a joke made on a funny channel a long, long time ago that no one’s going to remember. Alright-

Marcus: On today's forecast a train has derailed which is honestly very frightening but nobody was harmed or unalived, so I'm not too worried about it.

Jessie: Wow! So not only are you gonna be stealing jokes, but you're gonna be stealing jokes that were literally made on the Netflix series? Wow, you’ve really… You’ve really… you’ve hit rock bottom, haven’t you?

Marcus: You’re one to talk. The only reason you got any fame was because you fried someone who was a bird, and was gay.

Jessie: In my defense, he one hundred percent deserved it.

Marcus: Touché.

Marcus: Alright, so… What are we actually gonna be talking about today?

Jessie: This just in, there was another train that-

Marcus: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Who’s Justin?

Jessie: Oh, I get it. Because I said this “just in”.

Marcus: Ahahaha, yeah.

Jessie: Get yo *slaps Marcus' neck* goofy ass outta here.

Marcus: OW!!!

Jessie: Yeah. Yeah, that’s what happens, man. Yeah, just in time to gargle on deez nu-

Marcus: Well, it looks like another plane has just derailed somehow.

Jessie: Wait, how the hell did- How did a plane get derailed?

Marcus: Yeah, that’s kinda weird, right? Why was there- why was there a plane on a train system?

Jessie: That doesn’t sound right to me, man.

Marcus: What the hell? Wh-why?

Jessie: I have no idea. Like, wh-what reason would you have to do that? That seems a little counterintuitive, don't you think?

Marcus: Yeah, you know, but… but like a plane and a train, they’re both forms of transportation. If you put a plane on a train, I mean, like… you’re kinda slowing the plane down, aren't you?

Jessie: No, yeah, yeah! You are. Because the plane is supposed to be in the sky. That's the whole point of the damn plane.

Marcus: Yeah, you see? It’s like-

Jessie: The whole point of the damn plane is that it’s in the sky so that there’s less things for it to run into.

Marcus: Less traffic, yeah.

Jessie: The whole point of the plane is that it goes fast in the sky. If you put it on a train…

Marcus: Exactly!

Jessie: Then, then you’re kinda defeating the whole purpose of the damn, you know, whole flying thing, aren’t you?

Marcus: Oh, well, okay, I mean, fair, well, I mean, I mean, they could… they could have just been transporting the parts, ya know.

Jessie: Ah, yes, that could very well be a possibility. That’s my bad. All right, you know…

Marcus: I mean… I mean, we kinda both got on this case, you know.

Jessie: Yeah, okay. Yeah, you know what? Okay, we’re both sorry.

Marcus: Yeah, that’s… that’s our bad.

Jessie: We’re both sorry.

Marcus: Yeah, alright.

Jessie: Anyways, umm… What’s next on the agenda?

Marcus: Umm… I’m not sure. I wasn’t expecting to get past the one minute mark, so I guess… You know, I guess we can just keep talking.

Jessie: What, what would we even talk about? Like, what would even be the next subject?

Marcus: We could talk about slavery.

Jessie: No, why are you so attimus about talking about that?

Marcus: I’m sorry. I'm just joking man, it was just, I’m sorry.

Jessie: That’s a little concerning. Like, like it was a joke at first.

Marcus: Yeah, yeah, I know, I’m sorry.

Jessie: But, like, it’s getting a little concerning.

Marcus: I-I’m sorry, okay? I was just, I didn’t…

Jessie: No, no, it’s fine! No, it’s fine. Just, no, cause like, no, dude, it’s fine.

Marcus: I’m sorry.

Jessie: That’s a sensitive subject for some people.

Marcus: Come on, I’m sorry. I know, I know. I’m sorry. I’ll stop.

Jessie: You know, you know, just maybe don’t bring that up so much.

Marcus: I won’t, I won’t. I’ll stop.

Jessie: You know, it’s funny as a joke, for the first few times, Yeah, I get it. Just don’t, you know, it’s fine, it’s fine.

Marcus: I’m sorry.

Jessie: It’s fine. Let’s move on.

Marcus: Okay, I’m sorry.

Jessie: Let’s move on.

Marcus: Alright.

Jessie: Alright, ummm… what do we have next?

Marcus: We can talk about ocean pollution? *Smirks*

Jessie: Oh no, get out!

Marcus: I’m sorry!

Jessie: Get out!

Marcus: I’m sorry!

Jessie: Get out!

Marcus: I’m-

Jessie: GET OUT!!!