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After much argument against going in, you finally convinced your family to stop. You got out of the car and walked into the building. Inside, standing behind the counter, is a man dressed as a clown—makeup and all. He greets you with a grease-painted smile. "Howdy folks! What can I do ya for?"
Your parents are silent, much too unnerved by the decor. You decided to break the silence and ask the man about the various figures lining the walls and display cabinets. While doing this, you take a good look at everything. You didn't quite trust the clown when he said everything was 100% authentic, but some things did look uncannily real. The clown, who was revealed to be Captain Spaulding, offered you all a tour on his so-called Murder Ride. The name of it, though lackluster and unoriginal, seemed promising based on the interior of the building. Do you ride the Murder Ride?

Duh! Of course! (@14)
Nope. No fucking way are you gonna go on any sort of ride with the word "Murder" in it. (@15)

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