Tomo: *drinking from a simple red mug*
Hana: Tomo, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Tomo: Godzilla vs. Kong?
Hana: Yeah.
Tomo: Pretty sure it fell into the hole.
Hana: What hole? *looks down and sees a hole* Oh my God—
*lo and behold, there's the hole*
Hana: What is that?!
Tomo: That's a hole.
Hana: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?
Tomo: Well, I woke up this morning, *takes a drink* then there was a hole.
Hana: What're you gonna do about it?
Tomo: Well, I put a rug over it.
*Tomo looks at the hole again*
Tomo: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Hana: Should we call the police or something?
Tomo: Oh, yeah, I called the police, yeah...
Hana: Well, where are they?
Tomo: They're in the hole.
Hana: Where's our robot?
*silence*
Hana: Tomo, where's our robot?
Tomo: They're in our room.
Hana: Oh, where's our room?
Tomo: In the hole.
Hana: GOD, how deep is this thing?!
*Hana grabs Tomo's mug and yeets it into the hole, where a Puyo is mysteriously standing by for no apparent reason*
Tomo: That was my favorite mug!
*the Puyo falls into the hole*
Tomo: And now it's in the hole!
Hana: Tomo, do you even know what this is? Like, for all we know, it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to Hell or— Tomo?
*Tomo's gone*
Hana: Tomo?!
*Hana sprints to the hole and looks into it*
Hana: TOMO?!
Tomo: *walking up to Hana with a cooked lobster in a bag* Hey, what's up, I got a snack.
*Tomo stuffs the whole damn lobster in her mouth after taking it out of the bag*
Hana: Tomo, will you please take this seriously?!
*random monster noises, at which Hana goes into unintelligible screaming*
*Tomo spits out fire at whatever it is*
Hana: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Tomo: Hole Beast.
*Tomo drops the bag where the lobster used to be into the hole*
Hana: Where did it come from?!
*awkward silence*
Hana: Right, the hole, yeah— Tomo, why are you being so calm about this?!
Tomo: I'm more worried about the Space Chimera.
Hana: What Space Chimera?!
*they both turn to see the thing coming out of a space-time rift, which grabs Hana and pulls her screaming into it*
Tomo: ...That one.
*Tomo finds the DVD*
Tomo: Oh, here it is—
*Tomo accidentally drops it into the hole*
Tomo: Oh shit—
YOU ARE READING
Random things, but...
Humor...as my Puyo OCs None of the things in this were originally by me, I only own the characters in this Originally posted on my AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47038519
