*Tomo is boarding the plane*
Flight attendant: Hi~, welcome aboard flight 24, where our motto is "We hope you make it!"
Tomo: Excuse me?
Flight attendant: On this two-hour flight, kick back and relax because our captain just came back from his two-year-long suspension~
Tomo: Suspension?
Flight attendant: But no worries! Calm down! He just graduated from flight community college~
Tomo: Community?!
Pilot: Hi everyone, it's me, your pilot for the evening! My name is Accidente Aéreo, which is Spanish for "plane crash". We will be taking off in a few right when I can find this—
*Samba de Janeiro starts blaring from the speakers*
Pilot: Ohohoho, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, that is my playlist, it's my birthday next week, I'm sorry.
Tomo: Get me off this plane.
Flight attendant: No.
*tense silence*
Tomo: Get me off this—
Flight attendant: Al~right, any questions?
Tomo: Ma'am?
Flight attendant: Yeah?
Tomo: Why am I the only one on this plane?
Flight attendant: That's a great question, baby ♥︎
*silence*
Tomo: Why am I the only—
*the flight attendant walks off*
*The plane takes off as Samba de Janeiro starts blaring from the speakers again*
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Random things, but...
Humor...as my Puyo OCs None of the things in this were originally by me, I only own the characters in this Originally posted on my AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47038519
