Rocket and Thor are sneaking throughout Asgard and find Jane Foster. "That's Jane." Thor says to Rocket as she closes her door. "All right. Here's the deal, tubby. You're gonna charm her, and I'm gonna poke her with this thing," he says holding up a device, "and then extract the reality stone from her, and get gone lickety-split." Thor starts walking away. "I'll be right back, okay?" Thor says. "The wine cellar is just down here. My father used to have this huge barrel of Aakonian ale. I'll see if the cellars has a few to go cups." He starts leaving. "Hey, Hey!" Rocket call's for him to stop. "Aren't you drunk enough already?" Rocket asks him as he hears doors opening and Thor hides behind a stall and they see Thor's mother talking about sending books to Loki in the prison. "Who's the fancy broad?" Rocket asks Thor. "That's my mother. Today's the day she dies." Thor states, sadly. "Oh, that's today?" Rocket asks, remembering their talk to Nidavellir 5 years ago. Thor starts to tear up. "I can't do this. I can't do this. I shouldn't be here. Shouldn't have come." He tells Rocket and he starts mumbling to himself. "Come here." Rocket tells him and slaps him across the face. "You think you're the only person who lost people?" He aks thor. "What do you think we're doing here? I lost the only family I ever had. Drax, the chick with the antenna, Gamora, Groot...Peter all gone." Rocket tells him, as he can't believe the thing standing in the way of bringing his family home is not a inner dimensional being, but some chubby drunk god.
"I get you miss your mom but she's gone. Really gone. And there are plenty of people who are only kind of gone and you can help them. So, is it too much to ask that you brush the crumbs out of your beard, make schmoopy talk to pretty pants and when she's not looking, suck out the Infinity stone and help me bring my family back?" He asks Thor. "Okay." Thor says, tearing up. "Are you crying?" Rocket asks him. "No...yes." The tells him and Rocket's hope for bringing everyone home is slipping. "I feel like I'm loosing it." Thor tells him. "Get it together! You can do this." Thor starts toughening back up. "Yes, I can." Thor says. "Good. Let's do this." Rocket says as he starts walking towards the doors. "I can do this. I can do this. I can't do this." Thor says as he runs off without Rocket knowing. "All right, heartbreaker, she's alone. This is our shot." Rocket says as he sees Thor's gone. "Well, it's up to me now." Rocket says, giving up on Thor.
Rocket sneaks into her room as Jane starts to wake up and starts to sneak up behind her with the machine ready to extract the stone. Before Jane realizes anything, Rocket stabs the machine into her back and starts extracting the stone and she screams until faints. Rocket sees the guards coming fro him and runs on all 4's. He runs as the guards continue to chase him. "Thor, I got it!" He shouts for him. "Get That Rabbit!" One of the guards shout as they continue to chase him.
Rocket runs into a room and sees Thor with his mother. "Hi. You must be Mom." Rocket comments. "I got the thing. Come on. We gotta move." He tells Thor. "I wish we had more time." Thor tells his mother. "No, this was a gift." She tells him. "Now you go and be the man you're meant to be." She tells him and they activate their suits. "And eat a salad." She informs him. "Okay, let's go." Rocket says. "No, wait!" Thor tells him as he holds his hand out. "What...What am I looking at?" Rocket asks. "Sometimes it takes a minute." She informs him as Thor's hammer comes flying in. Thor laughs as he wields his original weapon. "I'm still worthy." Thor states as Rocket activated their suits and they vanish.
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Peter Parker, Guardian of the Galaxy
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