* flashbacks *
i was talking with my simp friend group that i just met when a wonderful ideea pops up my mind. I SHOULD DRINK A GODDAMN PEPSIC. And after dying 5 more times from aestethicpantalonesugarmommy, annawithonlyonekidney, sofiawhoeatedmylife and thegirlwholiterallysimpsformikeymouseandadragon ( my simp friends) my pepsic thinks its time to make the first move. And so he strikes, all over my bed with his juici insides( ok now that sounded weird, but im not rephrasing)
* flashbacks end*
there i was now, writing this shitholefanfic about me and a pepsi can
love, the author-chan
