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Amelia: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Bryce: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Owen: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Garrett: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Liam: ...put it away.

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