In this alternate timeline where everyone knows the Z fighters. A kid named Y/N L/N is a huge fan Goku. He always had the new action figures of Goku. While he friend that's a Girl named Bulla (she's not in the briefs family for this story) was alway...
Y/N: guys! Take Bulla and piccolo and get out of here
They keep staring
Y/N: GO NOW! BEFORE I LOSE ONE LITTLE SENSE OF REASON LEFT!!!
they pick up Bulla and piccolo and run
Y/N: now I can kill you!
I rush at frieza in insane speeds and do meteor crash then kick him into the air. Then I teleport behind him and punch him
Y/N: GALICK KAMEHAMEHA!!
The beam hits frieza making him bleed
Y/N: what's wrong? Not so strong now
Frieza: that's it
He makes a small energy sphere and throws it to the ground causing tornadoes to comes out the water
Frieza: in 5 minutes this whole entire planet with be destroyed!
Y/N: that gives me 5 minutes to kill you
Frieza: no!
He goes buff then
Frieza: this is 100% power! Now die!
Y/N: wait! I can do this!
I make a ki blade and put it through my hand. I then pull it out and it turned into a golden scythe
Frieza: impressive
Y/N: I was just showing you. Let's make this the final battle frieza
Frieza: your going down monkey
(Press play for the music)
I put the scythe and we rush at each other. We start clashing fists and I win throwing him away. I then rush at him and do hellzone grenade exploding Frieza, I teleport behind him and grab his tail
Frieza: how dare you monkey!
Y/N: got your tail!
I put a ki blast at the back of his head and throw it knocking frieza away. I then fly up and do stardust fall
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The ki blasts all hit him and I see explosions down there. I don't see him until he's behind me and he kicks me close to the lava but I get up just in time
Y/N: your unpredictable
I launch a quick super energy wave at frieza which he doesn't expect so it hits him head on. I notice the sky darkens a bit more than it already was so I look over to see Porunga. And different lights disappearing
Y/N: they must have wished for everyone else except us off the planet
Frieza: my wish!
Frieza starts flying off to porunga but I throw 4 Destructo disks at him grazing him everywhere. Then I launch a super kamehameha at frieza causing a explosion where he was. He shows himself with more scratches then he already had
Frieza: hmph, you wanna play that game? I can make those disks myself!
He throws 3 of them. I dodge 2 of them as they head into the lava but I can't find the last one so we continue fighting. I backflip off of him and while doing that I kick him in the face and I continue doing flips until I'm a bit far away from him. Then I launch a super energy wave but he deflects it back to me so I block it but it still hits. I see the last disk and it's heading towards frieza
Y/N: FRIEZA! LOOK BEHIND YOU!! THE LAST DISK IS HEADING TO YOU!!!
Frieza: stop lying monkey!
Y/N: FRIEZA LOOK OUT!!! FOR REAL!!!
He turns around to late and his bottom half of himself gets cut off and that part falls into the lava as his top half falls down on a part with no lava
(Stop the song here if it's still playing)
Frieza: HAAAAH! MY ORGANS! Stay in there, Stay in your home! Daddy needs you!
Y/N: wow Frieza, you were really a *cut* above the rest
Frieza: OOOUHHHHH!
Y/N: you just didn't make the *cut*
Frieza: OUUUUHHHHHHH!
Y/N: guess you can call this a slice of life
Frieza: please stop!
Y/N: alright fine I'll cut you a break. Welp gotta split!
Frieza: wait!wait!wait!
Frieza: I did terrible things okay! I didn't know it was bad. I thought killing was good but now I know it's only a small amount of good
I stare at him
Frieza: okay it's not good to kill, but spare me a cup of energy, please! I'm broke in energy, your rich in energy. I need to feed my little organs
Y/N: fine I'll give you some power but this is all you will get
I give him some energy
Y/N: that will let you get off this planet but your gonna be floating in space for the rest of your days frieza
I start flying away
Frieza: he gave me energy and left. A kid spared me energy, I'm reduced to this! My brother is gonna laugh at me next time I see him. But daddy can protect me! NAAAAAHHHHH!
I hear a energy wave
Y/N: damn it frieza now I gotta give you some more
I launch a one hand kamehameha at frieza killing him
Y/N: too much power
I fly to find some ships but there's no more, frieza space ship already fell into the lava. Then I see a Ginyu space pod so I get into it and proceed to take off. There's one problem though. I don't know where I'm going so I just fly off as I see the planet finally explode. It's pretty beautiful so I watch as I fly away
THE END OF THE NAMEK SAGA
Somewhere else on earth
A weird big bug can be seen with bright eyes crawling around
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Cell: heheheh, I must go underground for 3 years. There I will achieve my first form. After that I can find the androids and suck them dry. Then I can become
