Goofy was giving birth until Shrek came in. Shrek was wearing latex gloves. Ultimate midwife. Goofy's water broke. The time was upon him. Shrek got the baby out, malodourus stink. Goofy cried, relieved his miscarriage streak was finally over. Shrek dashed the baby out the window, it had jaundice. Very serious jaundice. It was so yellow like Goofy's ass. It was a miracle, the baby came out as Rudolph. The father climbed in from the ceiling. It was Chase (from Paw Patrol). His second husband chomped in. It was Raquel (Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse). It was the standoff of the century. Shrek was face to face with both of his exes. Baby gorl Shrek broke down crying collapsing. Rudolph went flying. Chase and Raquel kissed. Goofy ran to save the miracle baby. But it was too late. Rudolph's pimple (nose) popped. Goofy knew his time was over. Heart been brocken 💔 too many times. He jumped. Shrek felt a thud in his arms. He caught Goofy. Goofy was Goofy. Goofy's moo was interrupted . Chase stabbed Goofy in the stomach. His water broke again and he died. Shrek saved Goofy with a lil true loves smooch. Peppa pig suddenly entered...
