"Get in there loser!" I get tossed into the cell next to some purple haired girl.
"Hey!" I call out to the office for whatever idk, "I want a lawyer😭"
The purplette looks me up and down, "first time huh?"
"Literally who are you?"
She grins, "Surobo Kaitoka, pickpocket."
"Oh not even ultimate pickpocket, okay well I'm Amato ☺️!!!"
Surobo leans in, "wanna break out of this joint?"
I shake my head aggresively. "But my Christian values!!!! Also pretty sure I can leave in like 2 days"
Someone approaches the bars of my enclosure. Finally the lawyer is here.
"Hello. Morri Katukani I'm a professional."
"Are you a lawyer 🥺" i twerk
"I'm a professional." She gives me a thumbs up
I lunge towards the bars, "give me your phone."
Surobo intervenes, "here I already stole it from her☺️😍"
"What the fuck." Morri
I dial a familiar number.... 244-244
After a few seconds someone picks up. "Chichi residence"
"Chichi kys." I hang up. That bitch let me take all the heat for what was HER plan grrrrr
"You killed a senator." Morri signs in French Sign Language.
"What. 🧑🏼🦰"
Surobo replies "she said you k-"
"I'm not deaf 😡" I punch her out of the jail.
Morri watches in disbelief. Or constipation....? I'm not really sure but I run out of the prison.
"Oh damn ok we gotta go." Surobo puts me in her mouth and starts galloping. On the way my head hits her molar and I pass out.
When I wake up, I am in the Paris catacombs.
I can't yet see much but I hear a few voices.
"Wtf is this, pocket???"
"Candy man trust he could be so useful. 😨"
"YOU KNOW VANDAL ISNT GOOD AROUND NEW PEOPLE"
"Oh she'll be fine! Besides he's already waking up"
Suddenly I'm kicked in the side.
"WAKE UP." Surobo spits on me.
I look around the room and see her with two blue haired pronoun freaks.
Surobo smiles at me, "Hii! Remmeber me from prison? ☺️😍"
"Um yes..." I weep
One of the blue haired freaks picks up a book off the ground, "Is this his diary or smth"
"Noo!!!!" I try to stop him but apparently I'm tied up. "Pls don't read my secret stories 😭"
The blue haired man smirks, beginning to read a random passage. "I grab the rope and wrap it around his throat. Not to fake his suicide of course but to use his as an anchor for my ship which I use to crash into him and he explodes into little flesh pieces."
The lighter blue haired girl who was sitting in the corner comes forward. "I wanna read next 🥺"
Surobo looks to me, "Um why did you have this weird book you freak."
"Well I write crime novels um it's just a little hobby...." I look to the floor.
Surobo lights up, "WE HAVE HOBBIES TOO 😻 TELL EM VANDAL!"
"My name is Kaiya...." The quiet blue haired girl hesitantly picks up her phone and plays a beat.
Surobo backflips into view and starts rapping. "The names surobo I pop and lock it, but really I wanna be a pickpocket."
The blue haired boy (not vandal) pauses the music. "If you guys are using your full names do I still have to be candy man. I mean I'm literally just a barista-"
"Stfu mama is singing!" Surobo dropkicks him out of orbit."oh look we now have a spot open!!!"
"Um didn't we already after Succubus left?" Kaiya asks.
Surobo drop kicks her, "never speak her name."
"Um hello...." Amato chews off the zip tie on him and stands up, "why am I here tho👁"
"Ah!!!" Surobo grabs my shoulders, "we need your help for a heist, Jailbreak!!!"
"Okay first of all I'm not doing the nickname thing. Second of all that's illegal and third of all no."
"🥺" Surobo 🥺's
"Literally why would I rob a bank 😭" I bap her
"We are using the money to help little kids achieve their passions😩" Surobo smiles, "and you'd get a share ofc, I know you have a passion of your own....."
"Ok but how would you use money to help your pickpocketing passion????"
"Um duh robbing the bank would promote me from petty theft"
"Ugh fine I'm in." I shake her hand, "where do we start?"
