I stare down at the sleeping girl, "I see nothing."
She wakes up and throws me across the road, "Hi, I'm zzzzsutera."
I look at what I think is her general direction, "Hanatei Miyakawa. My friends cal me Miya. we ain't friends."
Sutera goes 👉🏼👈, "I see you're blind. May I assist you in getting to your desired location?"
"First of all fuck you. Second of all um nvm that was it." Hanatei shoves her out of the way.
Wait wasn't this in first person. Ok I don't rlly use my eyes anyway 😂
Sutera frowns, "where are you headed anyways? :("
I don't look at her, "drugs."
Out of nowhere a brunette girl in a purple hat runs towards
"MOREI LATUKANI" The girl collapses to the floor and takes out her inhaler. "Why is that bakery so far from the drug busters."
"The what." Sutera looks her up and down and all around and a b a b start.
I hand Morri a vape to confuse her. "Sutera run."
"Eek ok," Sutera hops on my back and we sprint to the drug busters meeting.
I walk in to hear my two besties arguing.
"You know caffeine is a drug, right....." Miruba sobs.
Kuroko holds her venti Carmel Frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in Extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder above Mirubas head because he is 3 ft tall. Miruba jumps and tries to smack it out of her hand to no avail.
Kuroko replies, "nobody takes Mamas Starbucks👅"
I throw throw peppa pig party hats at them, "surprise!"
"Omg Hanaslay!!!!" Kuroko slays before collapsing to the ground.
"Oh no!" I pick up her drink, "I can't read but it has all of the things she's allergic to! Get the epipen!!!"
"Um...." Miruba licks me, "And give her more drugs????"
Sutera slowly backs out of the room, "Um I'll go..."
I pull out my juul and shove it in Miruba. "No suitora we need yourf help"
Kuroko: 😀😴😵
Sutera looks down, "is she okay"
"Ok so we have no funding to stop all drugs in the world!!!! 😳" miruba explains
"Um...." Sutera throws the iron out of her body, "idk rob a bank this isn't rlly my problem"
"PERFECT! Let's go girls" miruba grabs everyone ever
I look at him I think, "wait so you're not even anti crime??? Just drugs?"
Miruba sobs, "drugs killed my grandma...."
"It was literally rat poison but ok maybe she should've put up more of a fight :/"
Miruba punches the air "you blind mouse man :("
Kuroko sleep walks with us to the bank. "Zzzso how are we gonna get in?"
Miruba points and laughs at her, "the front door 😂😂😂"
"Act normal..." I look at what I think is Miruba but as of writing this i have been informed it was a potted plant.
Sutera pushes past all of us and approaches the bank teller (ngl idk how banks work). "we would like all of your money please!!😀"
The red haired bank teller shifts his eyes. "Um... no?"
Sutera leans in and reads his name tag, "Listen, 'Ino', I think you should give me that money before I give you a bad time..."
"One moment please..." Ino sighs and calls someone. "Yeah, Morri they're all at the bank."
While all of this is happening Miruba, Kuroko, and I are trying to open the vault.
"Ugghhhg this is impossible!!! >:(" Miruba throws Kuroko at the wall in frustration.
Kuroko wakes up and punches him. "YOuch!"
"What the fuck." Chichi appears with her gang. (Saito, Amashi, Razz, possible ghost of senator.)
"Omg Chichi!!!" Hanatei hugs the wall.
Saito rolls his Adele eyes. "Can you guys just open the vault already?"
Sutera cries, turning the handle. "So bossy..."
"I'm not bossy I'm honry styles. 😐"
"Right what's all this en," Peepy Amato appears. "Ummm now I KNOW these bitches ain't about to steal our money."
Chichi and everyone in unison: KILL YOURSELF
Amato cries.
