Tevyat hual

As we should

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" iRoN sTiNg oN aYaTO-" ,The redhead exclaimed

eKrii sighs as they slam down the laggy piece of shit device they were playing on.
"Kokomis' crit is better than your Ayato bro"
"💀💀💀"

It's late at night as eKrii, Gus, and tetma sit in the park, on the swings for toddlers, you know the ones, with the safety straps and all.

Apparently Cel said the network is good here.

The three sat there in the cold night playing Genshin Impact in kids play area, just like typical
no-lifers.

As a matter of fact, Gus has a pretty active social life, tetma is half hikkimori with social anxiety and a prodigy and eKrii is a Shinji (Kaworu) kinnie.

Tomorrow happens to be a normal weekday, yet these homies have chosen to ruin their sleep schedules.

eKrii: "Gus, I'm selling your bike. I need vodka"

Gus: "You need vodka?! ,sure but last I checked, vodka isn't called cocaine"

eKrii: "Bro......"

eKrii stands up, barely managing to not fall off of the swings, clearing out the creases on their shirt as they speak.

"It's way past curfew for our dorms, hope you realized that. What are your plans-?" "Tez is covering for me today"

A strong gust of wind ruffles the evergreen leaves

*silence* (Gus and Bones)

eKrii: "Tez can't cover for me after 2am, so bye-bye."

Gus: " c'mon don't leave us here-"

"Us means only you", says tetma as he gets up from the strapped swings.

Gus: "Uh....."

Tetma: " What now-?"

Gus: "I'm stuck."

eKrii and tetma say in sync, "skill issue."
While getting up, tetmas' earphones got disconnected and the music he was listening to could be heard by everyone.

(Music) " Sharing my heart
It's tearing me apart
But I know I'd mis-"

eKrii: "-s you, baby, if I left right now. Doing what I can,-"
"Heyyy I like that one- why'd you mute ittt?"

Then they walk out of the park and head home.., leaving Gus to struggle alone, in peace.

Gus: "Nice outro you two..."

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*3am*

Gus: "FINALLY IM OUTTA HERE"

"Good for you"

Gus: "Thanks I guess-"

"....."

"wAiT a FuCkInG MiNuTe-"
" WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU-??????????!!!!????"

"chill dumbass, today me and Bones managed to save your shit, quickly pack up and speedrun our ride to the dorms"

"Fuck you Cel , you just watched me suffer"

Cel: "Your point-?"

Gus kickstarts his bike as Cel hops on his. The constantly moving motor is the only sound that can be heard as they speed toward the dorms.
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They push apart the creaky double doors at the entrance of the dorm, the familiar smell of cleaning agents used to sanitize the hallways fill their senses.
They take slow steps that echo through the corridor towards the male dormitory, trying their best to not wake everyone up. Slowly but surely the two "smooth criminals" make their way in their rooms.

"Smooth criminal" because tetma (bones reference sorry💀) always insists on applying aloe vera gel to keep his skin smooth, thus Gus and Cel become his main test subjects who too have gained smooth skin as a result..

Gus unbuttons his over coat and begins to prepare his bed to get some sleep as Celflops onto his own bed. With a sigh he indicates that he would now begins today's tale,

Cel: "so ....the supervisor on round asked where you were during roll call so.we kinda had the new guy pretend to be you"

Gus: "ok"
As his head hits the pillow, he covers himself in the soft embrace of the sheets, to log off for the day he says,
"Goodnight"

Cel: "But tetma blew your cover when he came back and he didn't know the plan"
"We then paid the supervisor to shut up"
"The money came from your genshin savings..."

Gus: "Uh well....no Eula but that's one problem sorted I guess"

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The shimmering sunlight dove through the curtains disturbing the slumber of the two late-night genshin players.

"BETRAYAL-
CEL IS GETTING TOO COCKY-"

Tetma: "shut the fuck up Gus we're already late as fuck"

Gus: "I know I know chill"

Gus: "that motherfucker didn't tell us about the new dude living with us bro"

Tetma: "You complaining isn't helping the fact that we're getting more late by the second"

"Sheesh dude! Hurrying up now isn't gonna get us no special chicks bro"

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Gus: "No way you're listening to those emo ass songs on the bus again bro"

Tetma: "I'm allowed to be as emo as I please.

"....."

Tetma: "let the emo silence sink in bro"

Gus takes out his own set of earphones to battle the emo silence bones.has casted on him.
The bus halts to a stop by the Riverside Academy of Education, Arts, Culture and Sports.
But we will shorten this goofy ass name to  "RAOEACS".

Such a fine day it was;
But then the loser ass bitch ex-emo eKrii appears and the sunlit skies become a pole dancing club for thunder.

Nevertheless, Gus and tetma enjoy this because now they won't have to run laps of the school grounds in a thunderstorm.....eKrii benny-fits are real.