8|| just jokes

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Dream
Dad
*dad
*DAD
*BAD
holy shit

Bad👹👹
lol
I'm fine with dad if it's easier for you🤭

Dream
Fuck you
Sorry
Language
My apologies
Die
No
Um
Fall.
Is that ok?

Bad👹👹
I guess...
But only to me!
Don't be rude to other people

Dream
Yeah yeah whatever

Noot Noot💤🐧
Die in a hole

Bad👹👹
NO
wishing someone to die is horrible!

Pandas🤡
Your such an npc bro

Dream
Ok asshole

Bad👹👹
CLAY

Dream
I'm literally defending you

Bad👹👹
Do it nicely

Dream
😐

Noot Noot💤🐧
Dream stop
Your not allowed to use emojis

Dream
Why the hell not
Sorry

Bad👹👹
😾

Noot Noot💤🐧
Cause it makes you look even more gay

Dream
I'm not gay

Noot Noot💤🐧
Why are you still lying about this

Dream
IM NOT GAY

Bad👹👹
what about that one boy?

Dream
There is no boy.

Noot Noot💤🐧
But there's a man

Dream
A sexy one
Jk
Just jokes
😝😝

Pandas🤡
This is sad

Dream
You hate gay people

Pandas🤡
Ya may b i do

Noot Noot💤🐧
Yeah, maybe I do.

Dream
Much easier to read thank you George

Noot Noot💤🐧
Anytime baby

Dream
You wish

Noot Noot💤🐧
🙄🙄

Dream
Why is it not gay when you uses emojis

Pandas🤡
Cause he isn't gay
But kinda is cause he's to scare to talk to women

Bad👹👹
You are you sappy

Pandas🤡
Am not

Dream
Am to

Pandas🤡
Fuck off
Go suck somebody's dick

Dream
Maybe I will
And language

Bad👹👹
AWW

Dream
Wellcome

Bad👹👹
Thank you🫶

Pandas🤡
Are y'all fucking be honest

Bad👹👹
SAPNAP
LANGUAGE
AND NO

Dream
I just called him dad two minutes ago

Pandas
Idk what your into

Dream
Your so fucking disgusting
BAD IT HAD TO BE THERE

Bad👹👹
that was your one pass.
Very gross sapnap😾

Pandas🤡
Fuck you guys I'm going to bed

Bad👹👹
I think he's upset☹️

Dream
He's going to wake me up to make he breakfast tomorrow he's fine

Noot Noot💤🐧
You coddle him too much

Dream
Ik
At first it was just cause he moved in a I wanted to be nice but now I'm basically his mother

Noot Noot💤🐧
He's the type of guy to be into that

Bad👹👹
Why do you guys make everything sexual

Dream
There still mentally in high school

Noot Noot💤🐧
🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Dream
Not something to be proud of

Noot Noot💤🐧
Stfu you literally make nicks bed

Bad👹👹
Seriously?

Dream
He's doesn't care to do it and I need everything in my house to be clean or I'll literally go insane

Bad👹👹
Just ask him to make his bed

Dream
I did and I got tired of tell him so I started do it

Noot Noot💤🐧
He also does his laundry, and puts it away for him, cleans his bedding once a month,
vacuums his room, makes him a meal three times a day, and when he's going to be gone for a bit he makes him premade meals,
and one time he literally sat on his ass and washed Nick hair I'm not even kidding

Bad👹👹
Oh my gosh😭

Dream
HE WAS SICK AND HIS HAIR NEEDED TO BE WASHED

Bad👹👹
Oh my goodness you actually washed his hair?
I thought that part was a joke..

Noot Noot💤🐧
He's the annoying types of mothers

Dream
Shut up

Noot Noot💤🐧
He's going to grow up spoiled if you don't stop🤓

Dream
He's my baby

Bad👹👹
This is horrible parenting

Dream
I don't need you telling me how to raise my kid😠

Noot Noot💤🐧
This actually feels like a fever dream

Bad👹👹
Dream as a fever😱
Bad joke sorry

Dream
Bad makes a Joke😱

Bad👹👹
Your my favourite person ever🫶

Dream
❤️

Noot Noot💤🐧
Maybe sapnap was right.

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