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*James and Regulus, in the marauders dorm, snogging*

Sirius bursts in:
JAMES, I-
OH HI REGGIE, I JUST SAW MARLENE AND DORCAS AND THEY WERE KISSING AND-
*realizes*

James:
Padfoot

Regulus:
...

Sirius:
*shocked*

James:
Pads, I can explain-

Sirius:
...

Sirius:
MY LITTLE BROTHER?!
*screams at James*

Sirius:
*turns to Regulus*
REALLY REG?
MY BEST FRIEND?!

Regulus:
Sirius-

Sirius:
Oh, merlin.
My biological and my non-biological brother.
Ewww, that already sounds gross.
*whines*

Sirius:
HOLD ON-
WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY GAY?!

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