Everything is hazy, and oddly warm. You try to move, but you're surrounded by giant, squishy brown chunks that reek of meat. Normally, it would be a pleasing smell, but not when it's this strong. You're taking in your surroundings when everything around you starts to shift, and suddenly you hear a loud crunching sound coming from ahead of you.
"The fuck?" you say. It's a very odd and loud noise, but it's shortly followed by another of the same variety. The process continues, with you not knowing where the fuck you are or what the hell is going on.
Before you can figure anything out, giant, sleek white boulders come crashing down right in front of you, making some of the lumps fall out. As the boulders bare back, revealing a slithering pink creature coated in what seems to be your surroundings, you realize you're in a shit ton of trouble. This was a taco, and right now it was being eaten.
You witness the horror of what goes on inside of the mouth, as it chews wide open, throwing salivated chunks of taco from side to side, before closing and swallowing the bite. As the lips part to reveal a tongue coated with mushy taco bits, gleaming and ready for another morsel to devour, coming closer at a rapid pace.
"HEY! WAIT!! I'M IN-"
The world around you goes dark, and you hear that all too familiar crunch sound, this time with a whole new meaning. You're tossed to the side, and roll between the titan's teeth and cheek, barely dodging another crunch. The colossal being continues to chew, somehow unaware of your presence, before sending down the bite with a thick glck, which thankfully left you behind.
As another bite didn't enter it's mouth, you crawl to the center of it's tongue to hopefully get its attention, jumping up and down on the bouncy slime covered surface, but you slip and wind up on your back.
As if in response to your ill attempt, the lips part, revealing a bit of sunshine, before puckering around a large, black, round object, which looks like- fuck- a giant straw.
Suddenly, the world around you fills with a cold beverage, nearly drowning you forcing you to swallow and choke on some of it. It's a margarita, and a pretty good one, but that's not what matters right now. The being swishes the drink- and you- around before gulping it down with another decisive
GLCK!
You pass through a tight tunnel before landing in the alcoholic contents of what must be this creature's stomach. It immediately starts churning, as if in response to your arrival.
You can hear a muffled voice coming from outside. "Tiffany, these tacos were 10/10!" before breaking into giggles. Fuck, you'd just become chow for some basic white woman.
As your skin started to dissolve, all you could think about is how within a week, she'll forget she even had this meal at all, and you'll be about as significant as a bit of fat between some lady's thighs, or a piece of shit in her gut.
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Tiny Taco
RandomWaking up microscopic in some basic bitch's taco isn't the best thing to happen if you're trying to live...