Haupt's VS Waits

2023

There is this one girl named Éowyn she likes monkey baring me and some other people but we will go over that later.One day there this guy that loves gun so much more than Yor Briar kinda like obsession with Knifes but instead with Guns * Phew Phew*, since he loves guns, he decide to start a School Shooting this man looks like Ojiro ( My Hero Academia ) and Shalnark ( Hunter x Hunter ) had BABY.His obsession with guns led him to say he wanted to start a school shooting Even Eowyn quoted "This man could set the school on fire if he wanted to".I bet this girl likes the taste of bloody bloody yummy.Anyways the staff expelled him and he decided to be the president of the United States Yay Aaron.Barack Obama and Aaron became best friends and so was Donald Trump.Afterwards Aaron and Joe Biden went to get ice cream ( Damn his one week of being expelled sounds nice huh ) Eowyn rushed into the White House, Barack Obama and Donald Trump rushed to stop Eowyn but Joe Biden was just eating his ice cream ( Joe Biden was eating chocolate chip Cookie Dough ) So Joe Biden didn't stop Eowyn because he was worried to spill his ice cream.Éowyn snapped at Aaron because she plays marvel snap,Aaron ran out of the White House setting the building to fall.Meghan and Ariana and Brooklyn and Javier repaired up for war ( YEah aMerICA 🇺🇸)Meghan loaded up her Sailor moon wrapped Rocket launcher ( Fortnite? ).Ariana loaded up her AK-47 Wrapped up with My Hero Academia,Javier and the rest got pistols but Eowyn got the best gun and it was a Machine Gun with aesthetically stickers like lesbian stuff.Aaron got pissy and decided to being out the BIG GUNS.Joe Biden got a Rocket Lancher of ice cream

Joe Biden : "OH YEAH EOWYN I GOT ROCKET LANCHER THATS BIG AS YOUR MOMS -"
( just ignore him )

Everyone fight with weapons even Éowyn mom looked out the window and was little concerned "Oh boy my girl has grown up little" Damn Creepypasta.Joe Biden got hit by Deku "Sorry Kacchan I was little late, mmmmmmMMMMM ICE CREAM".Deku shoved his face in the rocket launcher has joe Biden hit the trigger "KACCHAN MY FACE IS BLEEDING" (all might cry's in pain).Mario comes into the battle "Let's Go Eowyn"  *He stomps on Joe Biden and Barack Obama Head aesthetically*.Eowyn told Aaron that he has nobody left till " you forgot I had Donald Trump Éowyn",Donald Trump Brings out Machine gun * Big has 20x of her Dads*. Meghan fires at the machine gun and it breaks down ( shit ).Aaron surrenders and they win

The End