Trump: Great. Another boring day. I just Hope Sleepy Joe wakes up soon. We're supposed to play some Minecraft.
KNOCK KNOCK
Trump answers the door, only to hear guitar strings.
Elias: Hello, I am e-
Trump looks at Elias like he's a complete doofus.
Elias: Donald Trump... Do you want to walk with Elias?
..............
Trump just closes the door.
Trump: This city is weird. I mean, just yesterday I heard something about a man with demonic puppets.
Biden: Good morning Donald.
Trump: Sleepy Joe, about time you wake up. So how was the basement?
Biden: It was actually pretty nice.
Bayley: Yep. I decorated it to give a Warm welcome to Guests 😊.
Trump: Yet you still feed your guests Dog Shit.
Obama: Donald, Her food is delicious. I'm surprised you of all people didn't ask for fourths. At least show Some respect.
Bayley: So, tell me Again why we have so much ice cream?
Biden: To power up the Biden blast.
Bayley: uhhhhh....
Trump: Nah he just eats 67 pounds of ice cream a day.
Bayley: I like ice cream too but that much is WAY too unhealthy. I'd say maybe a cone or 2 a day.
Dean: Hey Guys! Who's ready to get Lit tonight.
He's Carrying 3 24-packs of Whiskey.
Trump: I'm In.
Obama: God damnit Donald.
KNOCK KNOCK
Trump answers the door.
Matt: OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHH!! DONALD TRUUUUUUUMP, We Must Journey To the Multiverse Yeeeeesssss.
................
Trump closes the door.
Trump: Is this town always full of weirdos?
Seth: pretty much. You should meet Bayley's Boyfriend.
Trump: Bayley has a boyfriend? 😂😂😂😂 Oh that's rich. Got any other jokes?
Dean: no we're serious. And Don't try that with him. He's got his demon side.
Trump: A guy who just randomly plays guitar, Whoever the hell this last guy was, and now a Fucking demon? What kind of city is this.
Seth: WWE City. I should know, I went to NXT middle school here as well.
Obama: So how exactly did a Wrestling company, become a city?
MrAmbrose1 himself opens the door.
MrAmbrose1: 100+ books of weird shit that makes you wonder if I do cocaine before writing these.
Seth Sits down on the couch and Turns on The TV.
The TV turns into an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Vince: Good Afternoon Citizens of WWE City.... I OWN YOU!!!! okay end of Announcement.
Trump: ....... What an Asshole.
Obama: End of Chapter. Hope you guys love this chapter.
Trump: If you didn't I will build a wall around your house.
Obama: oh come on Donald. Anyway, see you in the next one.
