A sequel to my top hit "I can't believe it's not mud"
same warnings apply - this story is gonna be weird as shit. I have the Mental Hospital on speed dial so don't worry about that.
enjoy 🤠🍻🤠
Hisoka sat in his cave. His wife, Peppa Renesmee Pig, was dead. *Flashback to the car exploding* "oHHHhh fuck.." Hisoka moaned. "That 10009999 dollar wedding was for nothing.." He sat in his cave for a couple more hours until he decided to be a menace to society once again. As he stepped into the sun he saw a shadow in the distance. "oHHHh" Hisoka moaned again. "What is that sexy shadow?" He started to walk towards the shadow. As he got closer the shadow got bigger and bigger. Suddenly some weird TikTok edit music started playing. "Wait what? Oh shi-" Hisoka started.
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The shadow was Daddy Pig! But in a weird TikTok edit. "I AM HERE TO AVENGE MY DAUGHTER PEPPA RENESMEE PIG." Daddy Pig screamed. "oHHHh hell naw." Hisoka moaned back.
There was only 1 way to settle this. A fricking TikTok edit battle.
