Episode one: Happy birthday, Sonic!

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by Shieru__The__Lord

by Shieru__The__Lord

Sonic's P.O.V.

"Amy! Want me to get some food?" I asked.

"Sure!!" Amy said.

Well, we got together May 31st, 1998.
Today is our 17th anniversary. I will propose to her. I planned this 5 years ago, but I was too shy to take one for Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow. Shadow is married to Maria. Tails is married to Cream. Knuckles is married to Rouge. Oh, and Sliver. He's married to Blaze.
Yeah, you thought that I hated her.
But I finally realized that if people or animals are crazy for you, it means that they try the hardest to impress you. If you don't accept it, their heart could be broken into pieces.
Also it's my birthday. I'm 31 years old.
I have a daughter, by the name of Lizzie.
So I ran to Shadow's farm.
"Hey Sonic!!" Maria said.
"Howdy-do!!" I said with a grin on my face.
"Do you want corn-on-the-cob or grapes?" Shadow asked.
"Both."
"Oh, and happy birthday Sonic!!!"
"Thanks."
"Anytime!!"
"Shadow. Before I go, what kind of ring should I get for Amy?"
"Sliver diamond with a tiny beautiful emerald-like thing." Shadow said kindly.
I looked at Maria's ring. Of course, 18 carrot gold. "Thanks!!" I said as I ran to Kay's ring store.
I got the ring and ran to 'Da House' and kneeled down when I saw Amy. "Amy" I said. "will, y-you m-marry me?"
"Sonic, I shall!" Amy said. We kissed gently. Lizzie walked in the room. She's 13 years old. "Hey mom, hey dad." She said.
"Good morning sweetheart." I said as I gave Amy the ring.
"Oh, getting married? Knew off the bat." She said with a slight smirk.
"No wonder you're a honor-roll student." Amy said.
--Flashback--
"Hey Jakob!!" Lizzie said.
"Hi... Can I ask ya something?" Jakob asked.
"Yes." She said.
"Will you go out with me??" He said.
"Man, didn't expect that." Sonic said.
"Me either.." Shadow said.
"No, but seriously man, my daughter was talking about him at home very, very clearly! Can you understand that Shadow?"
--Break--
Admin: "The chapter is almost over... After this, 39 tac-go!!"
Sonic: "NOOOOOO!!!!"
Admin:"Shut up."
Amy:"Don't you flipping tell my husband to shut up you 50-year old brat!!"
Admin:"I'm 40 years younger than that, pinkie pear! Also he's your future husband."
Lizzie: Gets Piko-Piko Hammer and smashes everyone's head.
Shadow and Sliver: Walks over and gets head smashed.
Jakob: He walks over and ALSO gets head smashed.
Everyone except Lizzie: "Da eff?" Gets Chaos Emeralds and ya know what happened.
House: KA-BOOM!!
Everyone: Starts snoring.
--Break Over--
Amy P.O.V:
I can't believe Sonic proposed to me. We will get married Sunday June 7th.
It's been two days since my little Lizzie got a solo in "Candle on the water."
--Flashback--
"I'll be your candle on the water,
This flame inside in me will grow....
Keep holding on, you'll make it,
Here's my hand, so take it,
Look for me, reaching out show,
As sure as rivers flow,
I'll never let YOU go,
I'll never let YOU go,
I'll never let YOU go...."
Everyone claps, also throwing roses at the Music Teacher and Lizzie.
--Flashback Done--
Shadow's Crazy P.O.V:
All I'll say is, this is just crazy.
Chapter Over...
Wait?! What?!
Yep. This is officially crazy.