Friend: "AH, A COCKROACH!"
Me: "Calm down, it's just a roach."
*Roach opens wings*
Me: "RUN BITCH, RUN!"

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Cockroach
Friend: "AH, A COCKROACH!"
Me: "Calm down, it's just a roach."
*Roach opens wings*
Me: "RUN BITCH, RUN!"