Tape is secretly an alien cat.
Epat is Tape's lost long twin brother that everybody thought died
Tape has a thing for dancing fish
Epat wants to kill Tape
THEY ARE WATCHING.
Up town funk you up
I got a glock in my rari
Epat is in a different timeline
Red sauce baby is actually Pink sauce baby's gay cousin
Epat is.
Epat always will be.
Tape is secretly a dinosaur too
Gin is sus
Gin amogus
Mari can do the californa girls dance
prompt time
Etap: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Tape: *chugs entire bottle*
Tape: It's perfume.
Etap: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Tape, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Gin: *Gets down on one knee*
Mari: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Gin: *Falls over*
Mari: The poison is kicking in.
Gin: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Mari: Is it me, Gin?
Gin: No, it's not you.
Tape: Is it me, Gin?
Gin: It's not you either.
Pink Sauce Baby: Is it me, Gin?
Gin:
Gin, mockingly: Is IT mE Gin?
Gin: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Mari:
Tape:
Pink Sauce Baby:
Everyone Else At Gin's Surprise Birthday Party:
Mari: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Tape: Hey Etap,
Etap: Yes?
Tape: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Etap:
Etap: Where's Pink sauce baby?
Tape, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Mari, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Pink sauce baby: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Tape: playing systemic oppression
Tape: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Mari: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Pink sauce baby: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Gin: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
