"Heyyyyyyy jake~" i said as I aggressively tapped my foot "oh hey" Jake said. GOD Jake is such a killjoy, but I loVE HIM. I sat on the bench with Jake and whistled. Jake pulled out his phone and texted that turd he was talking to the other day. "Hey wanna play rl Pokemon?". Jake got out his pokeball and screeched "GO PIKACHU!" The same time I screeched "GO FLOATZEL!" We threw the poke balls and mine hit Jake on the head, and jakes hit me on the head, we both collapsed. An old lady passed by "homosexual dorks" she said as we lay on the ground.
