Roses are red, Wattpad is dry
You are bored and I am high :D
(Jk don't do drugs kids-)
Anywayz, its been pretty boring on wattpad lately and I'm without a computer so here's a game if you don't like it don't read it you fucking donuts :D
I'm horny...
Youre sitting in the living room with grandma watching a movie and grandma points to the TV with her arthritis finger and says "wohee if I was 50 years younger my ass would be hot on that mans tail rn"
And you look over at the TV and you see
RYAN
FUCKING
GOSLING
No.
Off goes the TV, off goes the antenna, off goes the fucking power and off goes your grandma bitch like hell nah
You're telling me this
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Is good looking?
You'd better get ur ass over to the family tree and check grandpas old pictures because if he looks like this your genes fucked AF
(No grandmas were hurt in the making of this chapter #luvurgrandmaseveniftheirtypeuglyaf)
