𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙇𝙔

𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑃𝑇𝐸𝑅 𝑇𝐻𝑅𝐸𝐸

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STUDENTS SIT at outdoor tables eating lunch. Crowded at one table
is the "gang".This consists of Sidney, Billy and Tatum.

Next to Tatum, sits her boyfriend STUART, with his arm draped
across her back.

He's a Billy wannabe. Almost the jock, almost
handsome, almost cool. He tries way to hard.

Across the table is the fifth wheel, RANDY. A tall and gangly kid
with no such Billy-like aspirations. A witty jokester who
elevates geek to coolness.

You would sit next to Randy grabbing a hand full of his lunch eating some while he looks toward the others Stu noticed this and didn't say anything.

TATUM
"Hunt? Why would they ask if you like to hunt?"

STU
"I don't know, they just did."

RANDY
"Because their bodies were gutted."

Sidney looked a bit disturbed at that

BILLY
"Thanks Randy."

TATUM
"They didn't ask me if I like to hunt."

TATUM
"Sid they ask you Katrina?"

Katrina blinks shaking her head no

STU
"Because there's no way a girl could have
killed them."

TATUM
"That is so sexist. The killer could
easily be female-BASIC INSTINCT."

KAT
"I agree, A women can obviously be a killer plus men sometimes are pussies"

RANDY
"That was an ice pick-not exactly the
same."

STU
"Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely
hollowed out. Takes a man to do
something like that."

TATUM
"Or a man's mentality."

Katrina laughs at that.

SIDNEY
"How do you gut someone?"

All eyes turn to Sidney.

STU
"You take a knife and slit from the groin
to the sternum."

Sidney shivers down to her soul.

The whole table rolls their eyes at Stu

STU
"What? She asked."

BILLY
"It's called tact, you fuckrag."

STU
"Sorry."

RANDY
"Remember in JAWS when they caught the
wrong shark at first and Richard Dreyfuss
cut it open to look foe body parts and all
they found was a licence plate and all this
white milky goo."

Stu leans over and socks Randy in the arm.

STU
"You heard Billy-shut the fuck up."

SIDNEY
"Hey, Stu? Didn't you use to date Casey?"

Stu's taken back, a little off guard.

STU
"For about two seconds."

RANDY
"Before she dumped him for Steve."

Tatum turns to Stu, surprised.

TATUM
"I thought you dumped her for me."

STU
"I did. He's full of shit."

RANDY
"And are the police aware you dated the
victim?"

Stu obviously offended said

STU
"What are you saying? That I killed
her or something?"

RANDY
"It would certainly improve your high
school Q."

Katrina laughs while making a sandwich with sugar candy sticks and Cap'n Crunch Cereal.

TATUM
"Stu was with me last night."

RANDY
"Oooooh...before or after he sliced and
diced."

TATUM
"Fuck you, nut case. Where were you last
night?"

RANDY
"Working, thank you."

TATUM
"I thought Blockbuster fired you."

RANDY
"Twice."

STU
"I didn't kill anybody."

BILLY
"No one's saying you did."

RANDY
(perfect Stu mimic)
"Takes a man to do something like that."

STU
"I'm gonna gut your ass in a second."

RANDY
"Did you really put her liver in the
mailbox? I hear they found her liver
in the mailbox."

TATUM
"Randy, you goon-fuck shut up!"

Katrina takes a bite of the sandwich eating.

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