One knocked out and the other on the ground pissing himself. Now there's usually a third-
*WOOSH*
Confused I turn around to see a third person with a baseball bat... who just somehow missed his hit on a stationary target.
??? 3:" Oh sh-"
-ZZZZZZT-
??? 3: "AAAGGHHH!!"
I made sure to up the voltage on that one~. Dragging them by their shirt collars, I drag them all the way to the exit. After making sure they wont be moving anytime soon, I check one of my pockets to find a few zip ties, they must be from earlier when I helped Claire with some plumbing issues. Anyways, I zip tie their hands together before dragging them outside.
Operator: "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
Me: "Hi I'm the night guard at Freddy's Anime Convention and three idiots broke in, one is knocked unconscious and the other two were tased to the ground."
Operator: "Okay, we're sending an officer to your location now. They'll be there momentarily. Stay on the line until they arrive."
Me: "Sorry I need to call my boss before he deducts my pay for whatever they broke."
Operator: "Wait-"
Manager: "Hello?"
Me: "It's Y/N, yeah uhm three guys tried to steal from the convention center and now they are zip tied outside and police are on their way. Talk to you soon!"
Manager: "Hold up-"
Me: "And that's a wrap! Time for a coffee break!"
Making sure that the zip ties couldn't break off, I walk inside and to the security office.
Me: "Now to sit down and... what are you doing here?"
Bonnie: "Just chilling, you?"
Me: "Just came in here to relax for a minute, what are you doing in just underwear?"
Bonnie: "Oh! That's for what I had in mind~."
Me: "If it was to get up and out of here, I would love that."
Bonnie: "No~. Something much, much more fun."
Pulling out the taser...
-ZZZT-
Me: "It wasn't a suggestion."
Bonnie stood up and slowly began coming closer to me.
Bonnie: "You'd never use that against me would you?"
Pressing the prods into her abdomen and with a dead stare I ask:
Me: "Are you sure about that?"
She slowly backed away and out of the other side of the office before running away.
Me: "Hahaha- ack! My fuckin throat!"
With sharp pains, I check the time: 4:42 pm. It's been over 2 hours since I last took meds. Pulling two out, I dry swallow them. Which isn't the best feeling but in hindsight I probably shouldn't have chugged all of the water. Maybe a refillable would be better?
Unclipping the tablet from my belt, I check the cameras. Main area looks fine, storage fine, an office detaining the three idiots fine, my boss angrily coming down the hall fin-
Manager: "What happened?! There's officers here and- what is Chica doing here?!"
Pulling out the taser...
-ZZZZT-
Chica: "O-Okay okay! I'll leave!"
Me: "Yeah, I was on patrol and three guys tried to break in, and I stoped them, that's about all I know."
Manager: "I'll let you off the hook for the broken glass, but don't go tasing my animatronics!"
Shrugging, he leaves annoyed and leaves me alone.
Me: "Could have said bye."
Checking the time, it was 5:20 am. Almost done. Messing with the monitors on the desk, I manage to rig the entire camera system to each so that I never really need the tablet unless I'm outside the office. Sitting down, I pull out my phone and just start reading the news. Nothing really interesting but great at burning time.
*DING DONG DING DONG*
Checking the time, it was 6:00 am. My shift must be over now. Standing up, I walk towards the exit but all the while feeling like I'm being watched. Whatever, not like I haven't been through worse. After exiting the convention, I feel the morning sun hit my skin, and I smell the fresh morning dew. What a time to be alive! I notice that a few officers were still here investigating the outside of the building. Good luck gentlemen, my tax dollars thank you! Anyways, getting in my truck I begin driving home while noticing a few new stores popping up in the area. Coffee place, cookie place, jeez there's a place for everything isn't there? Pulling into my parking spot, I step out and towards my, I guess Claire's and I's, house.
*CLICK*
Opening the door, Claire was in the kitchen looking pretty pissed off for no reason. Waling in and closing the door behind me, I ask,
Me: "What's wrong?"
Claire: "What happened at your work?"
Me: "Couple of idiots broke in so I took care of them."
Claire: "Well don't you know how worried I was?!"
Me: "Aww, is Colty angwy?"
Claire: "Shut. The. FUCK UP! You know my name is Claire!"
Me: "Haha! Ack!"
Claire: "Whatever!"
She stormed to her room. She'll get over it. Grabbing some water and taking out some more meds, I take two and some water before heading to my room. Ahh sleep! How I've missed you! Before getting in bed, I take a shower and get dressed in some pajamas. Can never be too comfortable! Laying down after a hard day of work, I finally get some well deserved rest...
*RING*
OH COME ON!
Me: "Hello?"
Manager: "Yeah I'm going to need you to work the day shift later today since one of our mechanics isn't here today."
Me: "Can I get some sleep first?"
Manager: "It's 12:00 how much sleep do you need?"
Me: "Just one more hour."
Manager: "Fine."
*CLICK*
Me: "Asshole."
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FNiA : An Interesting Job
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