Don't Mind Me ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

Magic (=＾ ● ⋏ ● ＾=)

Male Reader (You will get a (=＾ ● ⋏ ● ＾=) later)

Basically, you will get turned into a girl temporarily and find out you might be gay. Sorry in advance, English is difficult. Also, this chapter is slightly influenced by a yaoi comic I read (I got turned into a woman and turned on all the knights! -I need to have sex to turn back!) You should totally read it, it's pretty hot. Or don't that's none of my business... (¬､¬)

Anyways Story Time!

You were an owner of a well-known food business. (Congrats!) Your business had taken roots all over the world, so you had loads of money. Though your wealthiness meant you got a lot of attention. Not only were you rich and popular, but you were pretty attractive. You might have been the biggest playboy in your country, because you got them bitches, even the crazy ones. 

You had just arrived at your penthouse from a date with one of your side chicks, to a very upset girlfriend. The girl you brought home obviously caught her attention.

"(Your Name), who the hell is this?!" Your girlfriend yelled.

"I got bored, and how could I say not to a pretty face like this?" You smiled and kissed the cheek of the girl next to you.

"I thought you loved me!" Your girlfriend began to cry.

"Look, it's not like you didn't know I go out with a bunch of women even before you started dating me. Look, you can either pack out your shit and leave or you can forget about it and join the two of us in bed," You rolled your eyes and started kissing the girl you brought home.

The girl reached down and started rubbing your bulge. In the midst of your pleasure, you failed to notice your girlfriend come up behind you and jam and needle into your neck. Liquid entered you and you fell unconscious onto the floor.

Perhaps several hours went by when you finally had awoken. Both women were gone, and you were in the same spot as you were before you had passed out. You had a throbbing headache (That isn't the only thing throbbing), probably by what your now ex-girlfriend injected you with.

Your phone rang from your pocket, and you look to see that it was a phone call from your bud, Liam (If that's your name, change it, IDGAF). You picked it up.

"Hey man, I know you've been busy with work and love life, but Jared and I were planning on hitting the sauna later today if you wanted to join us."

You run your fingers through your hair, "Yeah that sounds nice actually. I think one of my bitches drugged me last night, I feel like my head is going to explode."

"Shit dude. Go drink some water, we'll come pick you up around 3:00," Liam says before hanging up.

You sighed before getting off the floor and heading to the kitchen. You took a glass out of a cupboard and filled it with water. While drinking you take a look at the clock displayed on the oven.

"12:47, Jesus Christ, how long have I been out?!" You finished your water and headed into your room to change. 

You opened you closet and pull out a pair of sweatpants, a t-shirt, and a speedo (IDC if you don't like them, it's for spicy). You take off your clothes and get into you stupidly large shower. 

Your body relaxes a bit as the warm water trickles down your skin and you finally take notice the erection that you never got to satisfy last night. You lean forward against a wall and begin to pump your length. Something felt off though. You didn't feel any pleasure from touching your length. It ached but rubbing it didn't satisfy a thing. Out of curiosity and a desperate need for release, you reach behind you and force a finger into your hole. It felt odd, but it weirdly felt nice. You moaned as you added another finger and began to move your fingers in and out of your ass. You pushed deeply into you behind and hit a spot that immediately caused you to spill your seed onto the shower floor.