This story of true love isn't like others this one is truly special.it starts off with the main protagonist.this is Percy Jackson you know the son of Poseidon the god of the seas,waters,horses and earthquakes. any ways let's start off at the begging
This is when Percy was bor- hold up what are you doing narrator this is way to early.this isn't about his whole life story.anyways the story starts at about righhht ah here.
Percy:Hi I'm Percy Jackson and right now I'm looking for Annabeth she's my beautiful amazing girlfriend.ive been looking for her for about 30 minutes now and no one in camp has seen her.oh wait is that her? What's she doing? And why is she with Sam?
Maybe I should follow them.
*Percy follows them and spy's on them he sees them making out behind the bathrooms*
Annabeth: Sammy not here what if Percy or even Nico sees us.
Sam: come on no one will catch us over here everyone's too busy at the campfire.
Annabeth: fine but be gentle.
Sam: don't worry.
*Percy runs away cutely while crying*
Meanwhile with Nico
Nico:Grover where's Percy he wasn't at the camp fire
Grover: I don't know but I'm busy with Aphrodite's daughters right now
*Nico clicks his toungh*
Nico:fine I'll find him on my own then.
*Nico hears crying and follows the sound to cabin 3*
*Nico finds Percy curled up on the floor crying*
Nico: Percy? What happened?
Are you okay
*Nico sits down next to Percy and Percy lunges on to him and hugs him*
They stay there untill Percy falls asleep.
*Nico gives Percy a kiss on the forehead then also falls asleep*
*When Percy wakes up*
percy's thoughts:huh why am I on the ground.
*Percy runs his eyes*
Percy's thoughts: why am I in Nico's lap. Oh WAIT IM IN NICOS HFFSGUFYXFDSSDNHHHHH
*Meanwhile as Percy is having a gay panic attack*
*Nico wakes up*
Nico:Percy what are you doing?
*Percy turns tomato red and slowly looks towards Nico*
Percy: ahh I was just...
*Percy remembers about last night and tears start pouring down his face*
*Percy hugs on too Nico and cries*
Nico:Percy what's wrong?
Percy: I hic cought Annabeth hic cheating hic with Sammy.
*Nico's expression changes to anger real quick*
Nico: I knew it I knew he was cheating on me but with Annabeth?
*Nico comfort's Percy and says let's get revenge*
Nico and Percy come up with the best plan ever and work on it for months untill it's perfect.while they've been working on it Percy's started to grow feelings for Nico and he plans to confess the day before they get revenge.
The day before revenge
*Percy brings Nico out to the lake and he confesses*
Percy:Nico these past few months have been so fun and I love working with you.so will you be my boyfriend.
Nico: yes ofc I will
Nico grabs Percy's waist and they make out passionately.
The day of revenge
Nico: Percy I'm gonna call up my army of the dead and are two guest who will bring Annabeth and Sam to the underworld.get ready we're leaving in five minutes.
Percy:okay
Meanwhile in the under world.
Annabeth:who are you and what do you want from us
Shrek: Ogres are like oniOns we make people cry
Harry Potter:Shut up ya stchupid mud blood.you don't have to speak.
Shrek: yea trust me ya don't want to mess with little old harry potter here he'll avada kadavra your sorry ass.
*Annabeth starts crying*
Sam: it's gonna be okay we'll get out of here.
Shrek:oh no you won't at least not alive you won't with whos coming for ya.speaking of that they should be here soon.
Later when Nico and Percy arrive
Nico:Well well well so nice to you two again it's been a while
Percy: seems like you guys have been doing well huh
Annabeth and Sam: P-Percy and Nico you guys have to help us this random ogre and British boy kidnapped us.
Nico:oh no you don't understand you guys are going to die her in fact in about five minutes so before you die why not give you a show.
*Nico and Percy start making out*
Five minutes later
Nico: kill them
The next day
*Percy wakes up and feels sick he throws up in the toilet*
*Percy takes a pregnancy test*
Percy: I'm pregnant but we only made out. I have to tell him.
Later that day while Nico's drinking coffee.
Percy: Nico I have to tell you something Nico I'm pregnant
*Nico drops his mug and it breaks*
What happens next?
To be continued
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GAY SHIT:Feat Percy Jackson and Nico Di Angelo
Romancethis all just a joke cause I was bored
