𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞

𝐌𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐲 𝐇𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝

Music reference- "Me and My Husband" by Mitski

*ring* *ring* Ugh *alarm goes off* Mmm, god what time is it? HUH, 7 am already?! I forgot to make breakfast! The cook got up and got dressed fast, he just put on a shirt and some casual black pants and left the bedroom. He rushed to the kitchen and started to make breakfast. How could I have slept so much? The cook though while taking the meat out of the fridge. Out of nowhere the man feels two hands coming from his back around his waist.

Guess who. A deep voice comes from behind the blonde.

Oh! You scared me you cactus! The blond cook shouted to the man behind him.

What, did you slept bad? The swordsman mocked the other man.

Shut up! It's your fault stupid mosshead!

Oi, remember who you're talking to! The green haired man said to the cook who doesn't even care what the other man is saying.

Yeah yeah sure, just go to your place and do your thingy there.

Alright curly. The man smirked and then he added. Can you come and give me the food when you're done?

Sure, now get out! The cook said annoyed by the green man who immediately exited after Sanji told him to do so.

Good morning Zoro! The captain said rushing to his crew mate. Where is Sanji? I'm starving!

He is in the kitchen, but don't disturb him he is to busy for anything else. The swordsman mocked the cook who was still in his beloved kitchen.
The man walked past his captain who immediately entered the kitchen even after what the green haired man had told him. Zoro climbed up to the crows nest and started working out kinda early in the morning.
The man nearly feel asleep if it wasn't for the love Cook to enter the crows nest.

There you go! Says the blonde placing a plate of some of his amazing sandwiches next to the green haired man.

Cook! I want to talk with you for a second. Zoro said looking into the other man's eyes.

Sure, is there a problem? Sanji said as he kneeled down to the swordsmans level.

No I just wanted to spend some time with you. The man said with a slight grin on his face.

You Bastard! Anyway, what do you want to talk about?

Just stay here for a second, with me. After the man said that he got closer to the love cook and put an arm around him.

Alright ♡. The blonde leaned on the swordsman like he was his own pillow.
They were just staying next to each other in silence, enjoying the time.

Ugh, my head hurts. The swordsman said annoyed.

It's because you're old you moss head! The other man said mocking the swordsman next to him.

Oi, I am just 41 years old!

Exactly Hahah!

You little.. Mm. He didn't continue the sentence but it was clear what he wanted to say. Hey cook can you look at me for a second?

Oh, you want to kiss me mosshead? Sanji said making fun of the other green man.

I'm pretty sure you would like a kiss too. Zoro smirked looking at his cooks eyes.

You know me too well. And he leaned close to the other man's face and locked their lips together for a long time.

*Later that day in the kitchen*

The cook was cleaning the kitchen over and over until he heard the door creek open.

What are you doing here? Did I say you could enter? The blonde screams at the green haired man who just entered the room.

No, but I got bored so I said I could tease you a bit. The other man said with a slight smile oh his face.

Yeah, sure I wanted to talk with you about a idea I came up with. The cook says as he gets up and puts the cleaning supplies in the cabinet.

What? The swordsman said confused.

Look here on the fridge. The other man said to him.

Zoro looked at the Fridge in confusion, wondering what is the cook planning.

The cook saw that the green haired man was looking confused so he continued. Here we have two magnets, your magnet is the green one and mine is the blue one, when you want us to do it you move your magnet on the right side and if you don't want to move it on the left side, I will do the same. Sanji said hoping the green alien would understand.

Ooh, yeah, I understand now. The swordsman said what made the cook give him a warm smile.

Anyway, what do you want for dinner? The cook turned to the swordsman waiting for an answer.

Anything, I don't really know, do what you want. Zoro said turning away to leave the kitchen.

Alright ♡ , you can come in an hour. The cook said watching the green blind man leave the room.
The swordsman went to the crows nest but he wasn't working out, he was just looking at the ceiling having thoughts like "time is going to fast" or "how did I got here" or "do I deserve all of this" or "do I deserve him"  thoughts were going in and out of the swordsman's head and he couldn't concentrate at all. And then, the man fell asleep getting stuck in his own negative narration.

Some time had passed and the cook entered the crows nest to tell the swordsman that dinner is ready.

Oi moss head, come on! Dinner is ready. The cook said with his beautiful voice.

Ah, yeah, I'm getting up right now curly. The half asleep man said.
The swordsman got his bandana out of his pocket and wiped the sweat off his forehead. And right after he woke up with a leg hitting his head.

Ow, what was that for?! Zoro said putting a hand on his head.

YOU PIECE OF SHIT DIDN'T I TOLD YOU TO NOT DO THAT!  The cook screamed at the other man.

You told me.. what? The swordsman said.

YOU ARE SO GROSS OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU GREEN GOBLIN DON'T DO THAT DON'T WIPE YOUR SWEAT WITH THAT BANDANA YOU DON'T WASH AT ALL YOU DON'T EVEN WASH YOURSELF AT ALL OH MY GOD YOU.ARE.SO.GROSS!!! The revolved cook screamed at the swordsman.

Okay okay, I will take a shower today and I'm gonna wash this thing too alright.. geez. The green haired man said annoyed.

No no you are not going to take a shower yourself, I know that you are going to forget, you are taking a shower with me NOW!  The cook said while looking into the swordsman's eyes, witch made Zoro question his existence.

Yeah fine I.. we will take a shower after dinner alright? Zoro said to Sanji.

Alright ♡. The cook said with a calm face and right after he exited the crows nest

Sometimes he scares me. The swordsman said with a straight face.
And then Zoro climbed down and entered the kitchen where everyone was.

Zoro! Come on sit here. The captain said Immediately after the the broccoli man entered the room.

Sure Luffy. And he sat next to his captain.
Then the cook came with the food and placed the kitchen utensils on the table.

Meet! The straw hat man said with hearts in his eyes.

Right now Luffy. The cook said with his calm voice.

When everyone was done eating every single strawhat went to their room and ended the day.

[I wrote this on 23 may 2023, but i am publishing this on 10 may 2024.]