Ethan get ran over by a car (he's not okay)

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Normal college kids

Ethan: guys I have an announcement

Chad: what's up E

nika: hey pookie 😼

Mindy: hi bby, hey chad 🩷

Ethan: damn a bitch can't say hello to me?? Also how come you're not calling Anika ghostface when she used the cat emoji??

Mindy: anyways…

Tara: hey guys!!!

Mindy: hey :)

Chad: hi Tara :)

nika: hiii

Sam: what do you need Ethan

Ethan: ok this might come out as a shocker 😱

Quinn: you're straight??? 😱

Ethan: wtf no

nika: FINALLY 🩵🤍💙 BE WHO YOU ARE FOR YOUR PRIDE

Quinn: I support 🍆✊🥴

Sam: Quinn this is a very important moment and your sending sex emojis 🤦‍♀️

Tara: SEX EMOJIS 💀💀

Chad: I knew you had a little fruit in your cup but I didn't want to say anything 🤷🏾‍♂️

Mindy: he didn't even try to hide it 💀

Ethan: no

Ethan: I'm straight, I didn't mean it like that 😭

Ethan: am I really that zesty… is that why I'm still a virgin

Quinn: I remember when i got my back blown out by that guy down the street you said you wanted to see what it was like…

Tara: NOO HE DID NOT 💀

Ethan: ok but in my defense I thought it was a massage 🤷

Ethan: and why are we even talking about this, I still need to share my important news

Ethan: anyways I was walking down the street right

Ethan: and suddenly I see the girl from the party (Chad yk who I'm talking about) and she walks up to me and I'm like "hey, I remember you from the party the other day" cause I have to play it cool but then she said hdxusWbsks

Chad: she said..??

nika: what did she say?? I'm invested now

Mindy: bro what's taking you so long

Sam: Ethan???

Sam: what if he got snatched up by ghostface…

Mindy: good

Mindy: THAT WAS A JOKE BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING

Tara: no but what if he actually got snatched by his 20¢ wig

Quinn: I need my wig snatched… 🥴

Sam: stop rn

Chad: It's been 15 minutes and Ethan still hasn't responded…

Mindy: maybe he's getting his back blown out

Tara: LMAOO

Chad: that's not funny… he could be hurt

Sam: yes I agree with chad this isn't the time to make jokes

Mindy: chad after his bf doesn't respond for 15 minutes 👹

Chad: 🤷🏾‍♂️

Ethan: ok guys I'm back

Chad: E, you okay???

Ethan: yeah I'm good 🙃

Ethan: I got hit by a car on my way home but nothing major happened, sorry for worrying y'all

Mindy: I wasn't worried

Mindy: WAIT YOU GOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR

nika: ethan… bby you good

Ethan: yeah I'm fine, worst things had happened to me

Quinn: oh…

Tara: wtf happened to you that's worse than getting hit by a car

Sam: Ethan go to the hospital…

Sam: before you end up like Richie 👨

Sam: oops sorry *💀

Mindy: LMFAOO IM PEIENR MUSLF

Chad: Ethan do you need me to come pick you up??

Ethan: uhh no I'm at my dad house rn, thx for the offer tho

Chad: I thought your dad lived in another state???

Quinn: duh 😱 duh 😱 duhhhh 😱

Mindy: the plot is suddenly thick

Quinn: like my mans dick

Sam has kick Quinn out of "Normal college kids"

Sam: I swear if anyone adds her back I'm going to become my dad 🔪 🩸






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