Kaeya Makes Me Delusional

kaeya wants me (delulu/10)

Hello.

So we all know what this is all about (i hope u read the title)

In this humble little chapter i will talk about the theoretical theories (facts) why Kaeya actually wants me.

Theory (fact) 1:

The traveler is basically me, cause i play as the traveler. So his voiceline that says "Oh? Leaving already? Alright then, don't make me wait too long tho~" actually is targeted to me cause if he says that to the traveler hes saying it to me. Also the fact that i shouldn't make him wait too long means he's LITERALLY oiled up tied up ready for me in his chambers. Like there is no other explanation.

Going further with this fact, the way that Kaeya just walks up to the traveler is a way of him saying that he wants me. Like in the prologue of Genshin in the Archon quest Crash Course in Prologue: Act 1 - The Outlander Who Caught the Wind, Kaeya's very first appearance was his ass just shaking while walking. He clearly wanted to put up a show for me. This just shows his undying love that he has for me.

Fact 2:

Kaeya's birthday is November 30th. That is LITERALLY 35 days before my birthday. Conveniently, 35 is associated with a 35 mm film, aka the basic film gauge most commonly used for photography. This literally means he makes pictures just for me to get my attention and make me want to kiss him every single second of my day. Pictures of his dick and everything. Like its so obvious he wants me.

Fact 3:

Kaeya's constellation is Pavo Ocellus. Ocellus has the word "cell" in it. A cell is also a seed, hence a mans seed being a reproductive cell. This literally means that Kaeya wants to shoot his seed into me. Like why else would his constellation be called like that?????? Like he just wants me to be mpreg cause of him??? Like there is no other possible explanation. Kaeya literally is gripping the sheets rn waiting for me to then fill me up.

Fact 4:

Ok like i can see the jealous looks but i can't do anything about it???? Like here's another fact. Outside of his story quest by which you need to complete Crash Course, how else can you obtain Kaeya? Thats right. From Wanderlust Invocation. Wanderlust has the word Lust in it. Thats right. Kaeya has so much lust for me that he can't wait to pin me down. Like he wants me so bad even his banner is covered with his lust for me. Like Kaeya is quivering for me rn. He's saying "Oh Felix pull on this lustfull banner so that you can C4 me!" And to that i reply: "Oh yes my dear Kaeya I will pull for you endlessly!" And then we make out and have 9 children like????

Idk about yall but Kaeya clearly wants me so yall can shut up about being a Kaeya fan while IM right here.