Live.....Die.... Die some more..... Repeat
That was all the beheaded knew , well what you knew, but beheaded is what you decided to call yourself since we'll you know .... no head.
But one day after the final battle with the Queen of the seas you t...
Well I did not expect this, in my entire undead life , facing a giant scorpion. Meh been through worse. I think to myself as I stare down at the scorpion not moving an inch as we face off, it just as still as I.
Getting annoyed I yell.
Y/n: HEY YOU WANNA FIGHT OR MUST I COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR FUCKING...
Before I finish my sentence I am sent flying by an ugly looking ..... bear thing. I still cant wrap my head around it, as I am sent flying into another tree.
My vision went blurry as I hear slight ringing until I finally stopped seeing doubles. But came face to face with a giant bear rearing it's left arm to attack.
I then decide to use my special technique.... I rolled out of the way as the bears claws made short work of the tree I formerly got acquainted with. The bear probably did not expect me to roll since it was still in the process of turning around , it was then I spotted nature's greatest weapon .... a stick. Well more lik a branch , or club .... but it's a stick... God damnit.
I grab the stick (yes we sticking with that name ...hehe sticking get it.) and I give a whistle to the bear. And as soon as it turns its head towards me I swing full force at the bear shattering the stick and sending the bear flying.
Y/n: Hehe , Now how's that for karma.
I smirk then, I hear growls and I let out a deep sigh, as I look around.
And I knew at that moment I fucked up as I was jumped by a pack of wolves.
Y/n: Fuck.fuck.fuck...fuckkk... mind the teeth!
I yell as I was pulled into the bushes by the pack of wolves.
Damn it why does this always happen to me. I think before I try to kick away the wolves dragging me by the feet... this ended in me loosing my left foot.
Y/n: You son of a literal bitch!That's my lucky foot!
Well on the bright side this allowed me to wiggle my other foot free... since they were busy fighting over my foot. Hehe idiots.
I then use my humunculous head to attach and pull myself on top of a tree.Finally safety. Just need to wait for my foot to grow back.... hopefully.
A few hours later.....
Growlllllll
No that's not monsters .... that's my.... hehe stomach. I might be undead but I still need food .... yeah .... weird.
My stomach is killing me and no that irony was not on purpose.
I think to my self as I travel along the tree tops swinging from vine to vine since my foot is well yeah. Where there building, there people, where people there's food. I deduce as I stare up towards a huge cliff face . For fucks sake , I groan.
Y/n: No way I am getting up there..... unless
I give a wide smirk as I could feel an idea brewing.
A few moments later....
Well not my best work
I think to myself pulling on the tree with a vine bending the tree into an arch. Hey works in movies. I think to my self before jumping allowing for the tree to fling me into the sky .
As I am flying I take in my surroundings it seems so peaceful.... like all my problems...
SPLAT!
Y/N:I think... I found building
I groan as I begin sliding off the wall onto the lower roof.
I immediately start looking for food coming across a large building... and from...it I smelt food!
I ran at full speed into the kitchen gorging myself on the array of food. That's until I heard a click....
???: You shouldn't be here after hours you know.
I turned around to see a human with long black hair and a bow tie aiming what looks like a pistol at me.
Y/n: Uhmmm I...hehe just wanted ....
The girl couldn't see me sweating due to my makeshift cloth mask, but I think this made her more skeptical.
???: In fact I haven't seen you around before ..
Ohhh crap gotta think quick
Y/n : ohhh ...uhmm I just arrived today...
Not totally a lie
???: Even so , I highly doubt that a new transfer wouldn't come unoticed, now I ask you again who are you
She squeezes the trigger
Dammit dammit Ahah
She pulls the trigger as the dust inside explodes surrounding y/n.
Until out of the dust something hit her gun out of her hand.
CLANG !
Before returning back to the cloud
As the dust settles we see Y/n
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