Oh Boy!

Chapter 1 ~ Um hi?

Chapter 1

Aria's POV

Noah or Jai? Jai or Noah? I can't choose. Karate player or street dancer? British champion or hot skateboarder. My life is screwed! Anyway, my name is not Sophia, I'm not 54 and I'm not a boy; in fact my name is Aria, I'm 17 and I'm a short, sassy school girl. Yes I'm 17 and I'm thinking about this stuff, I mean the average age to have a phone in our generation is 6, so don't judge me! I see all you haters out there. Jokes I'm not a stalker....actually I might be, you'll never know. I'm in a bit of a weird mood right now because I've had a packet of Capri-Sun, or maybe five packets but that doesn't matter. The point is, Capri-Sun makes me loopy, very loopy.

Let me tell you a bit about myself and my group of best friends and then I'll move onto tell you why I'm stuck in the world's hardest situation; it's even harder than choosing whether to have a side parting, middle parting or even NO parting. Anyways, I go to an all-girls grammar school that sucks (our skirts are too long), I'm five foot two, I don't really give a shit about rules (unless it comes to my mum), I can be a sassy little bitch (especially when it comes to teachers), my friends call me a bad girl (I mean I've had detention with the head teacher but who gives two flying fucks?), I'm nice to people and I have learnt to ignore some people's existence but if you mess with my best friends and do anything to them, I will not hesitate to kill you! Oh and something to all the boys out there: if you want ever take me on a date, just take me to either McDonalds, Nandos or Starbucks and get me an iced caramel mocchiato and I will love you forever!

Moving onto my friend Brooklynn. She gets hyper really easily, by easily I mean give her 15 Skittles and she will be on the floor either having a laughing fit or jumping around and turning the world upside down, that's just saying the very least. She's usually in a good mood and can be a bit over confident, but if you get on her bad side and piss her off, she will cuss the living daylights out of you and mentally torture you and plan your death, so watch out. I forgot to mention how she likes to think she's a bad ass goth, but fails as soon as she sees any animal and soon turns into an annoying five year old that finds anything I her sight cute. Cold-hearted goth much! But the thing that make Brooklynn herself, is her every so dirty mind; it's a dangerous zone where no one should enter and I feel sorry for anyone who has entered that forbidden zone, it's unpleasant and I'm talking from experience. Btw Brooklynn if you're reading this, I'm dating your best friend Louis just to piss you off.

Next we have Tasha, she is the complete opposite of Brooklynn, but in a way they are so similar. Tasha is crazy and has some of the craziest stories. When she first became friends with me and Brooklynn, she had one of the most innocent minds ever but I guess that is no longer true. She has a weird addiction to hair extensions (that Brooklynn wants to permanently borrow and dye) and horses, which leads me onto saying how good she is a sports and how her muscles freak the hell out of me. Finally she is awesome and knows how to make anyone laugh by making innuendos or just saying something out of the blue. Tasha, if you can't find your horse spanker, I've got it.

Finally, my friend Brooke. She's one of the most loyal and honest people you will ever meet and she will always have our side and is always up for a laugh (especially when you give her coffee). She's really easy to piss off which is hilarious if you ask me. I sit next to her in my boring French and Spanish classes and we do nothing but leave notes for the people who will sit at this table next lesson; we're so rebellious....NOT! You know that one friend in the group that's a bit smarter than the rest, well that's Brooke, even though she's a huge procrastinator, she always tries to hand in her work, unlike me. Like Tasha, Brooke has a huge passion for horses and is an amazing horse rider as well as a swimmer. Brooke please don't hate me but you look like your little brother and I found pictures of your boyfriend on pages 51 and 54 in our French textbooks.

So that is basically my best friends. You may be thinking so what does this long, boring description of your friends have anything to do with choosing which guy to date. Well, I'm stuck in a difficult situation right now and I may or may not have just started World War 3.

Oops.

A/N

Hey guys! So this chapter was probably really boring for you as you probably wouldn't have got the inside joke. The rest of the book will not be like this and the storyline is based on something one of my best friends is going through right now. I haven't used their names but what I have described above matches their personality. The rest of the book will be more interesting so please read on. The characters are played by my best friends but you can choose which celebrities play them. Also please check out a book I'm writing with two of my friends called The Boys Next Door.

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Love you guys!

~A

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