Roasting My Old Writing

Story One - Annabelle Lestrange

First off, it's not the best idea to name your story after the main character. Even Harry Potter has an extra part to the title, like "The Deathly Hallows" or "Prisoner of Azkaban". Naming the story after the main character is boring, you could do so much more! Also, if you couldn't tell, this is a Harry Potter fanfiction. I found this on my old computer and decided that it would be funny to roast my old writing. So, without further ado, here we go.

I never knew my parents. How could I, when they were in Azkaban? Yep. My parents, Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange, were in the worst prison of all time for something that I don't even know. 

How do you not know what your parents did? They're famous criminals - surely you must have had some idea.

Oh, did I not introduce myself? 

Seriously? You just have to have that one sentence.

I'm Annabelle Lestrange, and I live with my Aunt Andromeda, Uncle Ted, and my cousin Nymphadora, who we all call Dora. 

I think that it would've been much cooler if Annabelle lived with Narcissa and Lucius, because Bellatrix hated Andromeda. That makes more sense and would be a better writing opportunity for me, because I would have to write someone who wasn't the nicest person and had different world views. 

"Are you ready?" Dora asked me. "You bet!" My older cousin grabbed a pinch of Floo Powder, hand at the ready. "Diagon Alley!" She said as she stepped into the green flames. Now it was my turn.

My eyes swept across the cozy living room to where my aunt was sitting in an orange armchair. "Come on dear, you wouldn't want to keep your cousin waiting, do you?" my aunt asked me. "No, Aunt Annie." I replied. I gave her a big smile, grabbed a pinch of Floo Powder, and threw it into the fireplace. "Diagon Alley!" I said with a clear and excited voice.

I stepped into the green flames, unsure of what would happen. I had never used Floo Powder before! 

Why? You're a pureblood with a magical upbringing. 

It may seem silly that a Pureblood hasn't used Floo Powder, but we mostly just apparate to wherever we need to go, if we can't just drive there in Uncle Ted's cool Muggle car.

And that's the end of the story. Boring, I know. This had no plot and was kinda cringey. So, if you guys have any comments or anything feel free to leave them.