Soon Rukia had Created You Both a Portal to Soul Society and of course there you fell to the ground first but Rukia came in second and she fell on top of you.
Y/n: Ow!
Rukia: Oh, Shut up I'm not that Heavy.
Y/n: Yes, Yes you are!
You then Crawled out from under her as you then Began Looking.
Y/n: So where is everyone?
Rukia: The Men are too Busy taking care of the lost souls and us women are Just too Fat to really do anything to help so we Just stay here and... Do our own thing, I Guess.
Y/n: You Guess?
Rukia (Blushing) Look I've been hanging out with you, Dumbass. Now Let's go.
Y/n: Right, Right, Sorry.
You then Began walking forward but you saw that Rukia wouldn't Move.
Y/n: Well?
Rukia: (Blushing) I need you to roll me...
Y/n: What?
Rukia: (Blushing) I need you to roll me You Idiot! Just do it! I'm not that heavy!
Y/n: Geez, Fine. Don't be such A Priss.
Rukia then bonked you over the head.
Y/n: OW!
Rukia: Just do your Job Idiot! I am not making you do this! It's your Job as A Man to serve such A Kind, Beautiful, Fair Lady.
Y/n: Really?
Rukia: (Blushing) S-Shut up.
Y/n: Have you ever thought about oh I don't know eating less?
Rukia: I am! I'm Watching my weight. I am not going to end up A Total Blue Whale Like some of the others!
Just then you both slammed into A Wall of Pale Fatty flesh and of course you heard A Voice your easily recognized.
Rangiku: Wait Really? Rukia's Self Conscious about the tiny, itty-bitty of Weight she put on? That's so Adorable! Although if, in her Moping, she decides she wants to go on A Diet, and needs somebody to pass off all of her Junk food to, so she's Haunted by so Much Temptation... Well Just let her know that her dear, selfless, and Much Fatter Friend is here and willing to help her out.
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Y/n: H-HOW!?
Rukia: Mayuri and Nemu really do know how to weaponize food Fast. Also, No! I am still eating whatever I want and If anything, I rather give it to Y/n than you oversized Landwhale!
Rangiku: Aww, How Sad. Listen I still can't even Lay down because If I do My Boobs will suffocate me! Being Beautiful is Hard!
Rukia: Are you sure it's not being so Filled with Fat?
Rangiku: Hey I'm A BBW, A Big Beautiful woman and I know it. Y/n Knows it, Right Y/n? You know I'm sexy and beautiful as always right Y/n Sweetie Kins?
You Just Began Blushing and Began twiddling your Fingers.
Y/n: (Blushing) Eeehehehe... Well... You have such Huge Booba and you are Just as flawless as ever, so-
Rukia: IDIOT!
She then slammed you into the ground.
Rukia: Don't encourage her!
Rangiku: Oh, don't worry Rukia if he Likes Big women then he does, it Just gives me an Advantage~!
Rukia: (Tick Mark) Shut up!
Y/n: OW!
Rukia: Fine I better Take him Back to the living world before anything else Happens.
Rangiku: Oh, that reminds me! We could go clothes shopping! Girl Time!
Rukia: Are you serious?
Rangiku: Hey Just because your Big doesn't mean you can't Look Good.
Rukia: I Disagree. (Sigh) I have to go to school Like this...
Rangiku: Wanna go clothes shopping then?
Rukia: (Tickmark) No.
Rangiku: Oh, Okay I'll Just go with Orohime then Make it A Sister thing, but you can Join if you want Y/n-San~
