Love birds (russiaxfemalereader)

Eh chit chat pt2

Russia POV:

How long will the girls be?They are taking forever..

I sat on the couch being so clueless about everything.Are they seriously beating up 3 year olds?If they did then they would be in jail right?Or when your 18,I dunno..

Ame looked at me and smiled.He sat next to me with a bag of chocolate chip cookies.Not gonna lie,the smell is good.Ame opened the bag and lend me one.

(Ame) "Want some?"
(Russia)"Sure,I guess.."

I grabbed a cookie and took a bite from the bag.Hah,amazing cookie.I took another bite and looked at Ame and smiled to.

(Russia)"This shit is amazing,where did you buy them?"
(Ame)"Oh I got them from the store.At uh...Target."
(Russia)"Wow,this is the first time some American people made good stuff."
(Ame)"Hey our-Maybe your right."

I chuckled a bit as he changed his mind.He looked at me and chuckled as well.While I was eating one of the cookies,Y/N and F/N burst through the door.

I chocked on my cookie :(

(Y/N)"SUP BITCHES-Oh my god!"

Y/N ran to me while I was choking on my cookie.She tried her best to help me but I couldn't stop choking.Ame grabbed my legs and pulled me upside down.How does that work?He shook me a bit and I managed to stop choking,the bits of the cookie came out of my throat and I spit it on my hand.

(Y/N)"Gross.."
(Russia)"What,you want it?"
(Y/N)"Hell nah!"
(Russia)"I was only joking."

I realised my ushanka felled onto the floor and Y/N picked it up.I smiled at her but then Ame let go of my legs and dropped me onto the floor,head first.

(Russia)"What the fuck was that for?!"
(Ame)"You was getting heavy."
(Russia)"Yeah whatever."

I got up and sighed.I rubbed my head with the other hand,not the one that has the cookie from my mouth.I went to the kitchen and put it in the bin then washed my hands.

I walked back to the room and sighed again.Nearly died today :)

Y/N POV:

Me and F/N nearly killed a guy :)

Anyways I felt bored so I got on my phone to watch some TikTok until my account was spamming with some hates messages by "SarahXoxo"

Motherfucker.

I sighed as I blocked her since I didn't want to be a bitch but I kinda regret it. I wanna get into an argument with her but oh well. Better luck next time.

There's nothing else to do except do work but that's just for pussies haha.

I forgot there was work.

Russia was staring at me and I showed him a middle finger as a joke...

HEHE TIME SKIPPED BITCHES!!

Russia broke my finger. What a bitch.

(Y/N) "Next time I'm gonna kill you Russia."
(Russia) "Why?"
(Y/N) "BECAUSE YOU BROKE MY MIDDLE FINGER YOU AUTISTIC CUNT!"
(Russia) "Stop over reacting."
(Y/N) "Fuck you."
(Russia) "Yea fuck m-"
(America) "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Silence..Wow.

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HEY EVERYONE IM BAAAAAAAACK!!

I AM SO SORRY THAT I HAVENT POST A NEW PART ON THIS STORY, I WAS SO BUSY DOING SHIT ON THE OTHER ONE

also i had too many sugar so im a bit crazy

ANYWAYS IM A BIT LAZY ON THIS STORY BUR ILL TRY BEST TO GET BETTER ON THIS

AND MY MENTAL HEALTH HAS BEEN BETTER A LITTLE BIT 😜

Can't believe I forgot about this story