sporgisbuns point of view:
i love my work, making patties is so fun.,,,,,,,, but you know whats the best thing about ir??????? squidward tenisballs..... i love going to work and seeing his beautiful face. i wish i could just kiss him on his big fat nose....... anyway im gonna stop thinking about this stupid bitch and get to work.
AT WORK
my work isnt anything to write home about right now, other than... squidworth tortellini........ currently he is pissing in the bathroom, , that is so hot 🤤
sorry, i get a little worked up like that sometimes
squidwart cums out the bathroom, and sits back into his desk.. i keep staring at the bac of his sexy head..... i drift off..... for god knows how long, staring at his beautiful bac..k
"SPONGEBOB,!!!"
"HUH?!?!?" I shout, im very startled by this.
"HURRY UP AND MAKE TWO CRABBY PATTIES. WE NEED THEM, STAT"
I sigh... "okay squiding, one carbing party cumming right up." i make the carby patty, but stil... im so mesmarined by his beauty. i accidently get distracted for too long and burn mysel on the girl...
"OUCHIEEEEEEE" i screem
squidworth turns around " whats all thsi racket?????????"
"I JUST GOT BURNED YOU FUCKING WHORE" i scream at him. oops... that was a bit rude, especially to my number 1 crush....
"ugh..." he sighs, and turns back around, like i didnt just screech that at him. he is so odd, i love tyat in him ❤.
after a few more boring hours.. work comes to a close..
