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Thneed 🦶🏼

One day you were walking through thneedville admiring all the light up trees and disco music that Teds mom was blasting through her artificial tree, till a huge billboard caught your eye..a handsome man in green was holding a fuzzy pink..thing? "What even is that" you sigh out until someone gasps and looked at you "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A THNEED IS??? YOU NEED ONE NOW!" A woman said excitedly.
"A wha-?" You could barely say before she cut you off again
"A THNEED!! you're like the only person who doesn't have one!! Feel mine!!"
You reach to touch the soft heavenly fabric
"Amazing right!!" She squeals
You shrug keeping your composure and look at the address on the billboard. 'I guess I'll get one' you think to yourself...