South Park headcanons ♡

Craig and those guys (+ Tweek) [aged up] on a road trip ♡

Craig & Tolkien are the ones driving (taking turns depending on how long they have to drive)

Jimmy is in charge of the musik

Tweek mostly sleeps thru almost the whole drive (with lil coffee stops)

Clyde always sends snaps to everyone every 5 minutes also asks "when are we there?!" every 5 minutes

they have to do many stops bc someone had to pee or the guys got hungry and didn't had any food left

they are driving with Tolkiens car which is surprisingly not a really expensive car

they didn't allowed Clyde to drive cuz he would end up crashing the car on accident

Jimmy doesn't have a driving licence (is he even allowed to make a drivers licence?)

Tweek didn't wanted to drive since he knows he would crash it on accident

Tolkien is a pretty safe driver but not to safe actually

Craig surprisingly is also a safe driver but not to safe
he would pass a red light if no one else is there to see it