*swearing, violence, death*
Warriors
Lupinestorm: *scratches your face*
Larkflower: Oh, I'm going to send you straight to the Dark Forest, you viper-eating stupid excuse for a person!
Ravenflight: How dare you? I am the deputy of --! *starts crying*
Stagfoot: *hisses*
Irisheart: You little thistleheart!
Petalstream: Well, at least now I have an excuse. *kills you*
Iceshatter: W-what was that for? I didn't do anything...!
Strawberry: What the hell?!
Wings of Fire
Ravenwatcher: Ow! Why did you do that!
Shadowsight: Well that was quite rude of you. *glares*
Hawkmoth: First question: why?
Iceblink: Ow! Rude.
Coal: Excuse me? I am the SkyWing princess, you... lowly... scavenger!
Snapper: What the heck? That was mean!
Chalcid: *doesn't notice and keeps reading*
The Enchanted
Mila: What the hell are you on?! *punches you*
Lauren: Da fahkk? *punches you*
Anais: Ow -- that was extremely rude! *proceeds to lecture you without swears but you feel just as bad as if she did swear*
Alina: Are you drunk, you sorry bitch?!
Ruby: What the heck! *attempts to punch you back, fails miserably*
Clarisse: *taekwondo*
Sora: Oh, fuck! I'm in a fight! *punches back* Cool!
Ivywyvern: Ooo. The itty bitty civilian has fight. Let's see if they've got any more. *tosses you in the river*
Lunar Eclipse: I'm in the middle of an actual war, motherfucker! I don't think some human punching me very weakly is gonna help the bad guys win!
Libertail: *sighs* I am not dealing with another one. *gently places you far away and runs back*
Multitail: *growls* Bitch. *kills you*
Amazonne: *stuffs you in her giant (hollow?) mallet and swings you a few miles away*
Supernova: *laughs* Fucking idiot! lmao you're dead.