MELANCHOLY ; one piece

12.5 - Workout Madness

[A/N]
my very VERY VERYYYY short apology filler cuz I still have 2 weeks of school left
I also got held at gunpoint to write something
I was not told it had to be long

So i made it insanely short
literally like 1 minute worth of reading.
tysm for 7.4k reads !!

------------------------------

"Please let me go, I have a family."

I groaned as I laid on my back, panting heavily as Luffy laughed. The cheeky bastard had his fists against his hips, hat on his head as looked down at me.

"Shishishi! C'mon, [Y/N]!" He began. "We just started training!"

"You're going to give me a concussion," I deadpanned as I sat up, grabbing my head. Chopper came over with a pack of ice, which I gratefully accepted. 

You see, Luffy came up to me and innocently went, 'Do you want to train with me?'. Naturally, I thought it couldn't be THAT bad, and that it'd just be a little bit of sparring, but God damn was I wrong. He wrapped his arms around me without saying anything and almost THREW ME OVERBOARD.

Lucky for me, my dearest Robin used her devil fruit to catch me, and suggested we trained somewhere safer. ...So Luffy threw me at the wall of the kitchen. He won't even let me breath, he just grabs me and throws me for no reason. This isn't even training, this is genuinely just abuse.

"Thank.. GOD... I wasn't Crocodile...," I huffed as I dodged Luffy's arm. "STOP GRABBING ME!"

"But we're training!"

"I'M ON MY DEATHBED!?!"

Zoro and Sanji walked in, halting their argument as they noticed me screaming at Luffy. Zoro simply scoffed and Sanji immediately ran over and ALSO screamed at Luffy, before asking me if I was okay and if I needed him to protect me from the "meat eating barbarian".

Zoro walked over, grabbing the ice pack out of my hand and tossing it back to Chopper. "Just admit you're not strong enough, and he'll let you go. Maybe," He shrugged, and I irked.

"I'm not weak you moss-headed piece of crap!" I argued as I stood up.

"Then why'd he beat you?" Zoro question, brow raised.

"HE ATTEMPTED A MURDER."

"Which you could avoid, if you weren't weak."

"..."

My eye twitched as I lunged at Zoro, but was held back by Sanji.

"It's not worth it, [Y/N]. How about I make you a nice meal so you can calm down?" He smiled softly as I huffed.

"Fine...," I mumbled as I was set back down on my own two feet gently. At the mention of food, Luffy immediately perked up.

"I want some too!"

"GO GET YOUR OWN!"

Chopper looked at me nervously before I picked him up. "Are you sure you're okay?" He questioned, looking at me with worried eyes.

"No," I deadpanned. "But I'll get over it. Croco and I used to do this everyday."

Chopper shrieked in response. "Weren't you two married?!?!"

I shrugged as I set him down on the counter. "I never said we were happily married."

"What is wrong with you?" Zoro asked as he leaned against the wall.

"Go fuck yourself."