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The girl meets the guy and maybe more...

The first time Yoo Naem saw him, the evening breeze blew gently. The glow of the fading sunlight shone with mirth, allowing the tightness in her chest to lighten. She breathed a bit more easily, although many troubles still crowded her mind. As someone who did not have much courage, she had to force herself to be brave in many situations like this. She was just going to get pizza, then go back home into her cave of a room, to read manhuas. That was because she was not like other girls. She was different because she wore a messy bun and had a complicated relationship with her parents who undoubtedly had sold their last daughter to a human trafficking group called One Directioon. Yes. That was the plan. It should be as easy as pie–

That was when she saw him.

It was so sudden, one minute she was walking, and the next minute, she was on the ground. Almost. She could feel her hair dangling inches from the ground, and she opened her eyes cautiously. A just as surprised face met hers. A boy. A boy? Chan-Juan was let go in a hurry, and she straightened herself out.

"I-" they started in unison, before stopping. 

"You go first-" again, in unison.

After a moment of silence, Yoo Naem spoke up again. "I'm sorry about that, I wasn't looking at where I was going..." she looked down again, before her eyes met her torn Deluxe Special Edition [Insert Generic Luxury Brand] Gold Platinum Premium BagTM. Fire started to burn her soul, and despite her inner cells working to cool the flames, it was too late. Her eyes promised death and a quick visit from God himself, only for him to say, "Sorry bro, the least I can do is say my condolences."

The boy looked terrified for a moment, but then he composed himself, for he was a bad boy mafia boss. That's right baby. His father was undoubtedly a mass murderer who should have been jailed but then he got poisoned by a mysterious stranger which undoubtedly will probably be an uncle or someone who was close to the boy when he was younger. Anyways.

"Woah easy there, I can pay you anything you want baby girl." He licked his lips for he was also a werewolf and they liked having dry lips. He will also find out later on that he is not only a werewolf, he was also a vampire, a prince, a king, his father, and also, undoubtedly the baddest boy on earth. That is why he wears all black, because it represents the darkness in his heart that can only be saved through a random girl he met on the street that will turn out to be the chosen princess but we get to that part later on.

Yoo Naem was flabbergasted by his loudness and rudeness. He must have been part of that NASTY K-pop group BTS!!!!!111!1 Oh, she was so mad. She was going to commit unspeakable acts of violence against him. Taking her bag, she smacked him in the face with it, and his face changed each time.

"My Father WILL Hear About This," yelled Draco Malfoy, before he faded away.

"I'M TELLING JIMIN–" Jungkook scrambled to run away, but he too, was gone from the voids. He was no match for an angry girl who had as much of an will to ruin someone's life as the author's self-esteem.

"EEeEEEeEE", howled Shrek. "HELP mEEEEE"

"That's not very democratic of you," Joe Biden disapproved before he too, was gone. 

Finally, the abuse stopped. The world stopped. Yoo Naem blew the hair out of her face and struck a pose. "Tee hee". She was just quirky like that. 

THE END.