cheese and crakers

narrator:oh hello there this is how cheese and crakers became one of the best apitosers ever,yum

cheese:im so sad :(

craker:omg can i help in any way?

cheese:yaaaa, my boyfriend that was with me for 4 years just broke up with me and said "i found a better women" and i was going to propose to him tomorrow at middnight.

craker:omg who was it,and why are you out on the street if you dont mind me asking.

cheese:i dont mind and it was ham and he kicked me out and i had had to leave with what was on my body *sobes*

cracker:you can stay at my place if you want * holds out hand*