Criminal Minds Group Chat

Late

                                                                          BAU'S Girl Chat Room

Izzy, girl's i need your help i'm late

Emily, your not allowed back to work yet how are you late

JJ, Emily think about it, how late are you Izzy

Izzy, i think about 3 week's, how am i going to tell Aaron and my Dad

Emily, YOU MIGHT BE PREGNANT

Izzy, yes Emily i might be, where is Garcia

JJ, i'm in her cave right now and she pasted out when you said you were late

Garcia, i'm fine but AHHHHH THERE MIGHT BE A NEW BAU BABY

Izzy, girl's what am i going to do, Aaron and i are not married and Dad is still pissed i'm seeing Aaron

Emily, well first do a test, then you can decide what to do

JJ, Emily she can't leave her bed as she got stabbed and shot remember

Garcia, we will bring one after work, and tell Rossi we are having a movie night with you

Izzy, thank you Penny ilysm

Emily, if you are pregnant that might give Hotch the push to ask you to marry him

Garcia, A BABY AND A WEDDING AHHHHHH

Izzy, i have to go my dad's coming, tell me when you guy's are here later

                                                                         BAU's Guy's Chat

Dave, Guy's Izzy is acting funny, as soon as i went into her room she hid her phone

Aaron, she was proberly just looking at something you would hate

Derek, or she is cheating on Hotch

Spencer, Derek Izzy would never do that, she love's him to much

Dave, i agree with Spencer

Aaron, then what is she up to, maybe we could ask the girl's

Dave, Izzy said they are coming around later for a movie night with her, i will ask then

Derek, i think she is up to something, she is Rossi's daughter

Aaron, Morgan my office now

Dave, i will be there as well

Derek, shit i'm sorry, don't punish me yet

Aaron,Dave, Morgan you are sick in the head

Spencer, your just working that out now

                                                                BAU Team Chat

Derek, can you guy's help me? Hotch gave me load's of file's to do

Spencer, well you should have thought about that before opening your big mouth

Emily, what did the big meat head say

Spencer, that Izzy is cheating on Hotch, as she hid her phone when Rossi walked into her room

JJ, she wouldn't so that, and Derek he should have given you more than that

Hotch, that's a good idea JJ

Derek, no please no i'm sorry please Hotch no

Izzy, you moron's woke me up what is going on now

Emily, Derek think's your cheating on Hotch, because you hid your phone from Rossi

Izzy,..........Derek you are lucky i can't walk yet or you would be dead, stuff that i will get in my wheelchair and get an Uber there and kill you

Hotch, you will not, i know you aren't cheating honey, Derek is just being an idiot like normal

Derek, RUDE

Garcia, you deserve it Derek, if they had broken up it would have been your fault

Derek, then why was she hiding her phone from Rossi

Izzy, Because i was having a private conversation with the girl's

Derek, about what?

Emily, it's private you brainless moron

Izzy, Emily it's ok. i was telling them i'm late and that i was worried how to tell Aaron and my dad

Hotch,Dave,...................................................................

Izzy, JJ could you check and Aaron please

JJ, yes of course, Emily you check on Rossi after you have killed Morgan

Derek,...........Shit put the scissors down Prentiss

Spencer, Derek has just gone running out of the bullpen and heading to Garcia's cave

JJ, Izzy Aaron is just staring at his phone, it think he is broken

Emily, Rossi is past out on the floor, Spencer help me please

Hotch, I MIGHT BE A DAD AGAIN YYYYEEEESSSS

Izzy, i take it he is happy

JJ, he is jumping around his office like a mad man, he has just grabbed his stuff and is heading to you

Hotch, i will get a test for you baby

Izzy, thank's handsome

Dave,...........

Izzy, dad you alright

Dave,Sono troppo giovane per essere nonno

Izzy, your not to young to be a granddad, remember you have a grandson

Dave, Ha rovinato la mia figlia innocente, tu eri pura davanti a lui

Izzy, dad i haven't been pure since i was 16 year's old, i lost it on my 16th birthday

JJ,Emily, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dave, WHAT!, WHO DEFLOWERED MY ANGEL

Izzy, ffs it was my boyfriend at the time dad, remember when you were called away for a few day's 

Dave,......................................

Emily, he has passed out again

Izzy, ffs Aaron is here talk later

                                                             AN HOUR LATER

Izzy, false alarm i'm not pregnant

Garcia, NOOOOOOO, WE NEED A BAU BABY AGAIN

Hotch, don't worry Izzy and i are working on it

Dave, WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!