The Dark Myth Of The Black Easter Egg! 🔪🐰

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The Myth Of A Black Easter Egg!

Scene 1: The Adult Faternity Easter Costume House Party!

(One evening a kind bisexual
  woman is outside waiting for
  her date to show up, when a
  mysterious gigantic black Easter
  egg is seen in a dark alley...just
  sitting there and staring at her).

- woman (confused): What is that
   egg doing in that alley. (slowly
   and carefully walking across
   the highway and stopping at
   the dark alley). I need to check
   this out.

(But as she enters the alley as it's
   raining outside and there's no
   one near to protect her, the
   scary black egg starts following
   her and suddenly starts to
   attack her, using a butcher
   knife and stabbing her multiple
   times in the chest! A ton of
   blood spills out of her body as
   the villainous black Easter egg
   reveals his true self).

- father of cousin 2 (evilly): How
  was your date?! HA, HA, HA,
  HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAA,
  HAAAA, HAAA, HAAAA, HAAAA
  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
  (rapidly hides his scary Easter
   egg costume in his black
   backpack after killing the poor
   helpless innocent woman,
   acting as if nothing happened).
  Goddamnit.

(As the murderous scary father
   of cousin 2 continues down the
   street in the drizzling rain in
   Cobblestone Town, Carson, the
   gay Starbucks customer Chris
   Pratt lookalike, and a few
   others walk by, talking amongst
   each other. Carson stops him.
   He is dressed as a yellow Easter
   chick and his gay Starbucks
   customer Chris Pratt lookalike
   bf is dressed as a beautiful pink
   Easter bunny, like one of those
   delicious Easter marshmallow
   peeps you eat. His sexy face is
   painted a hot pink).

- Carson (excitedly): Hey uncle.
   How are things tonight?

- father of cousin 2 (afraid of
  being caught by him): Carson.

- Carson (kindly offering him to
   join them): Are you and Johnny
   coming to the OAK Easter
   costume party tonight?

- Starbucks customer (happily
   inviting him): You should come.

- father of cousin 2 (smiling): Not
   tonight. But you guys go have
   fun. (Carson and his friends
   happily start walking towards
   the Easter party when he
   stops him). Is Terry going too?
   (Carson smiles, turns around).

- Carson (trying to leave): No. He
   decided to stay at home and
   play on his videogames.

  (As they're continuing to talk
    cheerily about the adult
    faternity Easter party that they
    are heading to, the bloody
    stained evil father of cousin 2
    goes on his way to his house in
    a neighborhood outside of
    town. During the hot faternity
    costume party at Cobblestone
    city hall, the hot gay Starbucks
    customer Chris Pratt look-alike
    and his bi lover Carson are
    sitting together on a dirtyass
    couch watching everyone else
    dressed up as Easter colored
    eggs, chocolate bunnies and all
    kinds of Easter colored yellow,
    purple, and baby blue flowers.
    Everyone is having such a
    wonderful time at the party.
    All the families and their little
    children have gone home for
    the night, now it's time for the
    young adults to party hard
    tonight, having open sex with
    random strangers, smoking
    weed, shooting meth, getting
    wasted as fuck, eating dope,
    making out with eachother
    and doing more rowdy things
   together for Easter).