ᴅᴜᴍʙꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ、Sαιƙι K

S1∥Ep7 ⇒ Piss Jelly

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〈 Piss Jelly 〉

"Yo Kokomi."

"Wha-- oh! Yūfukuna, it's just you! You gave me quite a fright!" Kokomi sheepishly laughed.

'Hold on! Yūfukuna has decided to come up to me and talk to me! I'm usually the one who initiates the conversation and he usually doesn't acknowledge me - probably because he's way too shy to talk to the most beautiful girl he's ever met (which is me) - he must have built some confidence to talk to me now!' Kokomi rants to herself internally.

Both students were currently standing outside of their home classroom within the corridors, and die-hard fans/supporters of Kokomi nearby glaring daggers at Yūfukuna.

"I need'ya to do somethin' fer me." Said Yūfukuna, taking Kokomi by surprise.

'He's even asking me for a favour! No way! He's really gotten so confident!' Kokomi's jaw drops for a moment.

"O-Of course! What can I help with?" Kokomi replied politely with her brightest smile, blinding Yūfukuna in the process.

Yūfukuna furrowed his brows while intensely squinting his eyes, confusing Kokomi.

"I just need'ya to help with being a model for my photography project, and yer just the perfect person I need." Yūfukuna explains while Kokomi gleamed; getting a bit too excited.

"R-Really!? Ahem... uh, what is it would like me to help advertise?" Kokomi asked Yūfukuna, soon keeping her composure.

→The Next Day...

Saiki walks by himself to school, ready to start another 'mundane' day at PK; trying to stay out of trouble or as far away as possible from some the biggest nuisances in his life. (which often didn't work to be honest--)

The moment the pink haired boy reaches his school's front gates, he notices a bunch of advertisement posters, something about getting a customised decoration and flavour for some jelly.

Few crowds of students form around some of the posters, reading the information on it, but mostly staring at the top five cutest girls in the school - all the girls wearing some cutesy baker's themed clothing. The young girls in the picture were also presenting various jellies that were promised to be sold at the cafeteria from today onward.

"Hey! We should, like, totally try out the new food that's being served at the cafeteria today!" Said one girl with blonde hair.

"A don't know.. seems rather sketchy to me," says a student in doubt when eyeing the posters critically. 

"But look! Kokomi's on there! So it must be good!" A random student shouts when pointing to the poster. The rest of the crowd of students opt to eat the new servings of jelly while simultaneously throwing away all their lunch bags in the bin as well. Saiki watches the whole situation, not being surprise how much of the crowd shares one brain cell with so many of them.

"You guys cannot be serious about this!" The student in doubt screamed in shock. Most students ignore him when walking off, or give him a stink eye.

→Few Hours Later, At The Lunch Hall...

Lunch soon rolls around and there is already a long line of students (with few teachers), hungrily waiting for their far share of food - everyone arriving earlier than intended, so the cafeteria serving spot hadn't been opened yet.

"I'm starving to finally eat an affordable meal for months!" Said one teacher with glasses as she hugged the tray she was holding in rejoice.

"Constantly starving is growing old now. With skyrocketing prices, it's hard to get any free meals these days." Another teacher with braided hair adds with a cheerful grin.

The jelly was soon ready to be served, the whole cafeteria instantly becoming chaotic - similar to barbaric animals fighting for turf.

Saiki has been watching all this unfold as he sat at table near the furthest corners of the cafeteria, staying as far away from the chaos as he's already bombarded with thoughts with how amazing the jelly being served at the school tasted.

Heck, even some of the random delinquents that usually hang around the back of the school for lunch were here and beating people to hand over their jellies, the teachers especially being the main targets.

"Da sskhool 'ellry ish sho good deilishoush!" Kaido merrily explains to Saiki with his mouth stuffed with varying jelly flavours - suddenly appearing out of nowhere and sitting with the psychic.

"Don't ever talk to me with your mouth full of food. It's disgusting." Saiki tells the blue haired Chuuni. "You guys are also just eating jelly, not a full meal."

"No need to be so grumpy now," Nendou butts his way into the conversation, "want some of my yummy yellow jelly? It's not as good as the green one, but it's still tasty!"

"I'll pass." Replied Saiki.

"Suit yourself," Said Nendou before turning his attention to his other comrade, "hey Kaido, want some? Now that I think about it, doesn't the jelly look like piss!"

"I don't want any food from you! And why do you even have say that while we're eating, that's just gross!" Kaido yells at Nendou.

"Don't be like that now. Jelly is tasty! Do you really hate it that much?" Nendou asks with furrowed brows.

"Thanks to you I now do. I don't want any of your piss jelly!" Said Kaido, irking Nendou. Both of them immediately began bickering with Saiki dreading every single moment he's hanging out with two nuisances now.

'Good grief...'

Speaking of nuisances, that only made Saiki wonder where Yūfukuna was lurking around the school, something strange is going on now.

⇒To Be Continued...